Depressed_Racoon



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  1. Summary

    An AU of our friend group. Here's the main characters, whose IRL counterparts will also participate in writing:

    Xippy (AKA: Xip, X, Kiddo, Pup)
    In-Universe Age: 13
    Gender: Even I (Xippy itself) don't know
    Pronouns: They/It/literally anything else but the binary, we breaking the rhetoric
    Extra facts: IRL, I struggle to write without projecting. I also have ADHD and uh- other diabilities ig

    Wolfie (AKA: Legs, Mama)
    In-Universe Age: 23 (second oldest)
    Gender: Nonbinary
    Pronouns: They/Them
    Extra facts: I have AuDHD and anxiety, I am mostly Irish (though AU Me is 100% Irish), and I run on carbs and dry humor.

    Ree
    In-Universe Age: 13 (second youngest)
    Gender: Agender
    Pronouns: They/Them
    Extra facts: They have a lot of braincells missing

    Easel (AKA: Eas, Dr Easel MD, Dr Eas MD, Homewrecker)
    In-Universe Age: 28 (oldest)
    Gender: Agender/Non-binary
    Pronouns: They/Them
    Extra facts: both typing and accent fluctuates between American and British every few seconds. In love with the concept of creation. Also helplessly in love with musicals.

    [[Our IRL selves are all minors]]

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Praise bounteous providence if you will that grants even an ogre a tiny glow-worm tenderness encapsulated in icy caverns of a cruel heart, or else despair for in the very germ of that kindred love is lodged the perpetuity of evil.
    - Chinua Achebe.

    OR

    Do you think Scrooge and Marley ever explored each other's bodies?*

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    15 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    In which Dustin tries to get his dads together

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    14 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    They break up on a Tuesday.

    A perfectly innocuous, perfectly boring Tuesday.

    The air is cold but not biting, the leaves are turning crisp reds and vibrant oranges, drifting onto sidewalks and crunching underfoot. The sun is high overhead, bright and blinding and shining determinedly despite the shift to autumn and nothing changes, not really, not in any fundamental way that it feels like things should change. Like seasons that should be shifting but aren’t, like sunlight shining bright and warm where it shouldn’t, like cool gusts of wind that should freeze. Like the breaking apart of something that should have shattered but collapses silently into itself instead. Trees in a forest, but there’s no one around to fucking hear them.

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    Or, Steve and Eddie hold on too tightly, and lose each other in the process.
    Four years later, they finally figure it out.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET OMFG THE GAYSSSSSS

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    After country music star Chrissy Cunningham joins the metal band Corroded Coffin, her social life becomes scrutinized. She's getting heavy backlash for a suspected affair with Eddie Munson. Steve has an idea for that.

    OR Steve and Eddie fake-date to save Chrissy.

    EXCERPT:

    Reports about country music star Chrissy Cunningham and her boyfriend, Jason Carver, have been circulating. Carver, the new point guard for the Kansas Jayhawks, and Cunningham, Billboard’s top-charting country artist, have been labeled a “power couple” by social media. Their split has sent shockwaves through their respective fan bases.

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    16 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    On the 128th day after Eddie almost died in the Upside Down, he tries to drown himself.

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    "Eddie blinked, realizing his eyes had fallen shut. His body was tired, and he could feel his skin slipping on the porcelain of the tub. Eventually, he’d slide right down into the water, and his face would submerge. The image relaxed him."

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    15 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My mascara is very smudged, im borderline sobbing, but if I can't heal myself, then I will fucking read my favourite character healing instead