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1. Tabled by Punk

   Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Mar 2007

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
   • Rodney McKay
   • John Sheppard
   • Original Character - Character
   • Crack
   • That Particular Month
   • POV Original Character
   • Humor
   • sentient furniture
   • Uptight AIs
   • Rodney McKay's Boot
   • Innapropriate Use of Sunscreen

   Summary

   In Atlantis, the tables can hear you scream.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ancient Modern

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   512

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   30

   Kudos:

   191

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