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1. I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship (We Should be Lovers Instead) by enbeeemcee

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Feb 2024

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • First Time
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Lack of Communication
   • Communication Failure
   • canon divergence - post season 1
   • (because season 2 broke my heart and I haven't forgiven it yet)
   • Anxious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Anxious Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Experienced Crowley (Good Omens)
   • (or is he lol)
   • Aziraphale Has Self-Esteem Issues (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • First Dates
   • Awkward Dates
   • Awkward Conversations
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Mutual Pining
   • Pining While Fucking
   • Smitten Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Consent
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • POV Alternating
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Sex
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Demisexual Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Frottage
   • Dry Humping
   • Masturbation
   • Picnics
   • Stargazing
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Nipple Licking
   • Sex in the Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley Ships It (Good Omens)
   • Queen (Band) References
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Shower Sex
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Jealous Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Plants (Good Omens)
   • Metaphysical Sex
   • (of a sort lol)
   • Wings
   • Angst
   • Light Bondage
   • Misunderstandings
   • Alcohol
   • Canon-typical Alcohol Consumption
   • Drunkenness
   • Harassment
   • Original Human Character(s) - Freeform

   Summary

   It's been several years since the Apocalypse was stopped. Crowley and Aziraphale have been enjoying their retirement and are stronger friends than ever. However, neither of them have been willing to take the next step in their relationship.

   Then Crowley has an Idea.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans of Demons and Angels

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   78,078

   Chapters:

   16/16

   Comments:

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