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courtney
courtney
courtney
…
princess
Don’t call me that.
why is there a pile of legos by the front door
Are you home?
yeah i just got back
immediately walked into the house and stepped on like fourteen legos
why are there legos
where did they come from
Me.
why??
Reasons.
do you care to explain whuioerhgfjkdghfdsjkls
Gwen??
Did you hear that thump??
What was that??
that was me
tripping over the jumprope tied between the dining room table and the couch
i fell flat on my face
Ouch.
yeah
ouch
what is happening
Nothing.
courtney there is very obviously something happening
Nothing is happening.
where are you
It’s a secret.
why??
we literally live together why are you hiding from me
I’m not hiding.
you’re so weird
You’re weirder.
am not
Are too.
what are you five??
You started it.
you started it when you started home aloneing our house
What??
is that not what this is? the legos? the jumprope?
What are you talking about?
What is home aloneing?
…
courtney
courtney oh my god
have you not seen home alone??
No?
What is that?
oh my god
it’s a movie
i can’t believe you haven’t seen home alone
I don’t watch a lot of movies.
You know this.
yeah but like
it’s home alone
how can you not have seen home alone
I just haven’t okay!
okay okay
didn’t mean to attack you or anything chill
i guess i know what’s playing for our next movie night
No.
no??
No I’m not watching Home Alone.
why not??
you have to watch home alone it’s a classic
It’s my week to pick.
okay fine so next week we’ll watch home alone
No.
???
I don’t want to watch another scary movie.
…
home alone isn’t scary
it’s like rated pg or something
why would you think home alone is scary
You watch a lot of scary movies!!
well yeah but
wait
wait oh my god
is this why you’ve been boobytrapping our house??
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
oh my god it totally is
it’s because we watched blood bath 2 for our halloween movie night
it totally freaked you out didn’t it
Of course not! It was just a dumb horror movie.
It wasn’t even that realistic.
then why are you hiding in the closet?
…Okay fine.
It freaked me out.
will you come out please?
I’m a lesbian.
haha
i of all people would know that
but seriously just come out
and we can cuddle and watch something fun and silly
like a disney princess movie
You hate Disney movies.
yes yes i do
but if it’ll make you feel better…
What about the Princess Bride?
i’d be down
or i could show you home alone
No.
I don’t trust that it isn’t scary.
What’s it even about??
this kid gets left at home alone (lol) accidentally
and he has to fight off burglars with homemade traps and shit
That sounds like a horror movie.
it’s not
it’s really not
Still, I don’t like it.
Let’s watch the Princess Bride.
okay princess <3
Don’t call me that.
<3