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Dancing Queen: I can’t stand when I actually dm a teacher to ask about our project and they fucking reply with a

Dancing Queen: 👍

Snek: We can’t have nice things

Notes:

this is just mainly crack so do enjoy your stay, wandering reader of the archive

Chapter 1: the beginning of a bad, terrible, no good, horrendous, absolute worst chat of Kalego's life

Summary:

In which, the Abnormal Class now have a group chat (don't ask why they only made one now)

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Sabnock Sabro had added Asmodeus Alice, Andro M. Jazz, Allocer Schneider, and 9 others!

 

Sabnock Sabro: Welcome my minions!

 

Andro M. Jazz: oho? whats this

 

Suzuki Iruma: A group chat :0?

 

Asmodeus Alice: Correct, Iruma-sama! 

 

Agares Picero has muted the chat!

 

Andro M. Jazz: oh

 

Asmodeus Alice: I am not surprised.

 

Gaap Goemon: Agares-dono!!

 

Crocell Kerori’s reply to Asmodeus Alice: I am not surprised

 

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Suzuki Iruma: ano.. whats the purpose of this gc :>?

 

Sabnock Sabro: As expected of my rival!! Knowing reasoning behind actions is also a good tribute to becoming king!!

 

Sabnock Sabro: Robin-sensei has instructed me to make this group chat for school reasons and so it is easy to contact you!

 

Andro M. Jazz: somehow i can already predict this chat isn’t gonna stay school related for long

 

Shax Lied: damn right!

 

Shax Lied has changed his display name to Gambling King!

 

Gambling King: C’mon!! change your users, looking at your names is so boring 

 

Gambling King: you know what, i’ll do it for you guys <3

 

Sabnock Sabro has taken Admin Privileges from 11 members!

 

Gambling King: AW COME ON MAN

 

Sabnock Sabro: I will not allow you to bestow me a name! 

 

Suzuki Iruma: I think nicknames are fun! But are you sure you want to manage this group chat by yourself, Sabnock-kun?

 

Sabnock Sabro: As the future Demon King, managing a group chat should be no hassle! 

 

Purson Soi has granted Admin Privileges to Suzuki Iruma!

 

Purson Soi has removed Admin Privileges from Sabnock Sabro!

 

Sabnock Sabro: EXCUSE ME?? RETURN MY ADMIN PRIVILEGES YOU FIEND

 

Purson Soi: you’re excused 

 

Purson Soi has changed 11 display names!

 

Suzuki Iruma has changed Purson Soi’s display name!

 

green gremlin: eh wat this

 

Baby Blue: Clara?

 

green gremlin: Iruma-chi :0?!

 

Baby Blue: Clara :D!

 

AssAss: Stupid Clara

 

AssAss: 

 

AssAss: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS DISPLAY NAME?!

 

Soisoi: hehe

 

Snek: so he giggles

 

Hallucination: Curious.

 

Snek: BAHAHA FOUL 

 

Nee-san: Ohh? a group chat, how nice!

 

Gambling King: Nee-san!

 

Nee-san: Hello! Who is who?

 

Gambling King: It's me, Lied!

 

Dancing Queen: I’m Kerori

 

Dancing Queen: Can I change my display please

 

Soisoi: That or Elsa

 

Dancing Queen: ah.

 

Gambling King: I can feel murderous intent just from two letters ..

 

Baby Blue’s reply to Nee-san: Hello! Who is who?

 

I’m Iruma!

 

Baby Blue: I think it's best we clarify who is who, for now we only have Kerori-san, Elizabetta-san, Clara, Azz Azz, Lied and Me!

 

Snek: i think i’m pretty obvious but yeah its jazz 

 

Master of the Wind: Gaap, degozaru!

 

Master of the Wind: Since Agares-dono has muted this and won’t be texting much, he is Eepy I think.

 

Soisoi: ya

 

Master of the Wind: Ohh I’m correct !

 

Hallucination: it is Allocer.

 

Gambling King: Why is Allocer’s nickname like that, Pursoi?

 

Soisoi: He’s like me

 

Gambling King: that somehow doesn’t explain anything

 

Snek: he went offline LMAO

 

Gambling King: He used his bloodline ability, online version HAHAHA

 

Questionable Gentleman: Ohohoho! I see we have made a group chat, it is me, Kamui!

 

Baby Blue has returned Admin Privileges to Future Demon King!

 

Future Demon King: MY POWER RETURNS!! Thank you, my rival

 

Soisoi: gasp

 

Soisoi: Iruma… this is betrayal..

 

Baby Blue: I’m so sorry Purson-kun … it was inevitable 

 

Soisoi: I will nurture this ill will against you

 

AssAss: Shall I beat that ill will out of him, Iruma-sama?

 

Baby Blue: We’re joking Azz Azz!! Please don’t burn down Purson-kun’s home

 

Snek: You did call on him during recitation the other day on Suzy-sensei’s class

 

Baby Blue: HE ALREADY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

 

Soisoi: Thank you for actually reminding me about that

 

Soisoi: @AssAss @green gremlin Iruma eats snacks in the locker at an abandoned classroom in the second floor 

 

AssAss: Iruma-sama..!

 

green gremlin: So that's where Iruma-chi’s been sneaking off to!!!

 

Baby Blue: NOOOOOO

 

Baby Blue’s reply to Snek: You did call on him during recitation the other day on Suzy-sensei’s class

 

JAZZ-KUN I TRUSTED YOU 

 

Snek: I’m sorry little brother

 

Baby Blue: YOU ARE NOT TOT!

 

green gremlin: Iruma-chi…

 

Baby Blue: ueueue

 

Dancing Queen: this chat was supposed to be for school purposes.