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Welcome to one of the slowest Tomarry burns. 8 parts (excluding Plan F) projected finish year: Spring 2027. Guaranteed at least 400,000 words.
Stick around if you want light-hearted moments, wholesome fluff, humor to borderline crack, and canon-accurate characterization.
This series features eight types of love: agape, storge, pragma, philia, philautia, ludus, mania, and eros in that order.
This series also features 7 different ways that Tom Riddle tries to achieve immortality and 7 different ways Harry Potter tries to travel back to the future.
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20 Jan 2026
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
Series
- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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- English
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- 72,580
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- 23/?
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04 Jan 2026
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26 Dec 2025
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Harry, Ron and Hermione missed out on having any sexual experiences in school because of their adventures on their quest to stop Voldemort. Now that the war is over, Hermione decides its time to change that. And she has books!
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- English
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- 23,001
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- 8/8
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05 Dec 2025
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After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius.
Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers.
And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved.
And then the knights begin showing up...
Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs!
Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.
Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.
Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.- Language:
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- Words:
- 338,918
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- 102/?
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21 Nov 2025