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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work

Summary:

I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.

 

As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?

 

Kind regards,
New Manager

Abigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.

Notes:

WHATUP INTERNET IT’S BEEN A WHILE. I’M STILL ON MY BULLSHIT.

Thanks to pinehutch for beta reading and THIS AMAZING TITLE, saintbleeding for telling me all about Chernobyl, and the eye slapper server for being the most cursed group of assholes (affectionate) (sometimes) ever.

 

This fic is inspired by the Ask A Manager blog specifically (and the concept of advice blogs in general). However, everything written within is completely original work: I did not submit any letters to AAM. For that reason, amongst many others, I don’t particularly recommend you follow any advice within this fic :D

 

Content warnings:
1. If it happens in canon, it might be mentioned here, albeit usually talked about obliquely / avoiding direct reference - and because of that the non-canon characters don’t take it as seriously as they would if it were happening to them.
2. Internet commenters being internet commenters. They’re moderated, but the moderation is imperfect and some of them are weird, intrusive, or have occasional offensive beliefs.

 

NOTE: PLEASE KEEP CUSTOM STYLES ENABLED FOR READING THIS. It’ll fall apart without them. It’s mostly fairly simple tables/indents.

ALSO, YOU MAY NEED TO ROTATE YOUR PHONE HORIZONTALLY (or read on a PC) - ao3 has its limits and so does my html, and unhinged comment threads are it. hmu if ur an html genius lol

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Season 1

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ASK AN EXEC
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I'm a new manager and one of my team members isn't performing
October 3rd, 2015
 
A newly-promoted reader writes:
Dear Ms Bailey,

I've worked for a non-profit academic organisation for a number of years and I've recently been somewhat unexpectedly promoted to lead a department.

This department has been extremely neglected of late, leaving me with a workload significantly more demanding than I had anticipated. As there was no one working here when I arrived, my own manager ("Eli" (he/him)), who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. I selected two from my old department who I knew were strongly capable and would make up for any of my own shortcomings ("Sarah" (she/her) and "Tom" (he/him)). They are settling in well.

However, without warning, "Eli" simply presented me with a third assistant ("Marvin" (he/him)). Given the volume of work required, one might have thought that the more assistants, the better. Unfortunately, "Marvin"'s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog. It has only been downhill from there: he doesn't seem to understand the requirements, misses deadlines, and spends far too long engaged in idle chatter. I frequently have to ask "Tom" or "Sarah" to repeat his work.

By all accounts, his work in his previous department (where he worked for approx. 10 years) was satisfactory, but my suggestions to "Eli" that he would be better returning there have been rebuffed. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with Marvin now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Kind regards,
New Manager

I wrote back to this emailer asking what sort of training their organisation had offered, both for them and for Marvin (and Tom/Sarah, who it shouldn't be forgotten are also doing new jobs), and whether that was organised through Eli or through their HR department. From their reply:
We do not have an HR department as such. We have a phone service based out of somewhere in Eastern Europe - Moldova I believe. The last time I called I waited on hold for 2 hours only to find the person who answered could not speak English and did not seem to know how to transfer me.
When I broach the subject of training with "Eli" he assures me that he is confident in my ability to run my department, so I don't think there's an issue there.

Dear New Manager,

I... don't really have time to unpack that HR department scenario.

Actually, I probably should. Look, you're a new department head: you probably don't want to rock the boat too much and there might be a very valid reason why your HR department is a call centre that doesn't speak the same language as you. The fact is, however, I cannot think of one. You should have access to support in a language you speak. The good news is, your boss seems to have a lot of faith in you. Maybe the first step is just to ask him about changing your HR system to ensure you can always get through to an English-speaker? If you're nervous about approaching Eli with a request alone, you could talk with the other department heads - if you all present a case to him together, it'll be harder for him to ignore.

Back to the subject of your original letter: it sounds like Eli is a hands-off manager. You'll probably find there are plenty of times when you're glad of this, although right now it likely feels intimidating. When you have an under-performer like Marvin, you yourself have to get a bit more hands-on, especially when they're in a new role and simply haven't received training. You say Marvin's worked for your organisation for ten years - that proves he's either competent (we hope!) or has been extremely mismanaged in the past and should have been fired long ago. In the case of the former, it's likely he just hasn't figured out how to utilise his skillset yet for this particular role. In the case of the latter, that's unfortunate but needs to be dealt with.

Regardless, the solution is the same: you need to really clearly lay out to Marvin what you expect from him. He needs to know what good work looks like, what a typical deadline is, how and when to let you know if something will be late (and your policy on dogs??). However, as part of this conversation, you also need to give him a chance to tell you what he needs to achieve that. It might be something simple like shadowing one of your other assistants for a day or two, or it might require sitting with you while you (constructively) critique some of his work.

This is basically a performance improvement plan (PIP) - and you'll typically want to write down objectives and planned timelines as to when you want him to achieve certain goals. However, before you formalise anything, you may wish to check your organisation's policies with respect to PIPs and firing staff. Normally I would say to talk to HR, but in your case you may be better off consulting your organisation's handbook, another department head, or Eli himself.

Best of luck!
 
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Kat
Well I never thought I'd see a letter that'd make me glad for my own HR department.
XCAD
Tell me about it!
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Belle
I googled and the primary language in Moldova is Romanian which is at least is available through google translate. Good luck OP!
Kat
Is this org HQed in Moldova, maybe?
JG Hex
Sounds like a tax dodge to me! Or at minimum they're getting away with murder somewhere along the lines.
OP/"New Manager" here
We have no physical presence in Moldova and "Eli" adores budgeting. He does not, however, adore pay rises, so I suspect a cost-cutting measure.
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JG Hex
OP, if you ever get the chance to compare the HR budget with the cost of Eli's car/suits/office furniture, that will tell you if you're working for a good non-profit or an evil non-profit, just sayin'
OP/"New Manager" here
We're certainly not a charity, so I would never lay claim to anything so childish as to us being a "good" organisation. That said, I do like to think our research helps people, in some small way.
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OP/"New Manager" again
But yes, he has a high end Tesla.
JG Hex
Eat the rich
OP/"New Manager"
I'm not unsupportive of the general sentiment, but my research this morning is making me rather wish to avoid the cannibalism references.
RosaX
Sorry, what?
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Abigail Bailey
Hey JG - please remember to keep politics to a minimum, thanks!
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Stu C
I used to work for a company where the owner was also the HR department. Honestly, I think I'd take Moldova.
Abigail Bailey
Well now I'm afraid to ask!
Stu C
Ask me again in a year. My lawyer says I shouldn't talk about it until the litigation is over.
StarDuck
Sounds like you and OP should grab a drink sometime
OP/"New Manager" here
I'm sure a drink would be lovely but unfortunately I'm afraid I'm rather busy! Especially if I have to do this "PIP" thing.
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Abigail Bailey
Yikes! Definitely feel free to send in a letter if you're ever free to talk about it - but watch out for any NDAs!
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Jerry
Omg OP why do u hate dogs???
OP/New Manager
I do not "hate dogs". I like dogs quite a lot, and though I regard myself as a "cat person", I certainly don't object to dogs in general.

What I do object to, is someone letting a small, fast, spaniel who needed the toilet into our place of work and disrupting business for a significant period of time. For all "Marvin" knew we could have had some deadly allergies. And, worse, the dog could and did get into several cases of documents. It's simply not appropriate for a work environment, especially not one as filled with papers and shelves as ours.
Jerry
But... puppy tho!!! :'(
Heebies
Have you got any pictures of the doggo??
OP/New Manager
No.
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OP/New Manager
I completely forgot to specify: he/him for me, please, although the odd 'they'/'she' won't bother me.
Abigail Bailey
Of course, noted! :-)
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I'm a new manager and one of my team members isn't performing - UPDATE - and a new question
March 20th, 2016
 
You may remember our previous letter from the new manager of a team - with an HR department out of a call centre in Moldova. Well he has an update for us:
Dear Ms Bailey,

Thank you for your (and your commenters') assistance with regards to my previous question. It was comforting to learn that I am not the only person in this position.

As a reader of this blog, I am aware that updates are often popular, even the mundane ones. Unfortunately this update is... not as mundane as I would have hoped for it to be. I did not institute a formal performance plan with "Marvin" as I was unable to ascertain what our organisation's performance management process actually is. I did, however, endeavour to make clear my expectations when I felt his performance was inadequate.

I am now of the opinion that I should have taken a different approach.

"Marvin" did not appear to show immediate improvement, which was frustrating, and I may have shown a degree of impatience. In response to this, "Marvin" recently took on an additional field research trip one evening without informing me, Tom or Sarah. This led to his being stalked and held hostage at his flat for two weeks by one of the subjects of our research. The stalker stole his phone and used it to text me with the story that "Marvin" was simply off sick. "Marvin" was eventually able to escape and report the events that had occurred to me. Needless to say, he is upset.

As his accommodation is known to his stalker, I've permitted him to live in our office. I've also persuaded "Eli" to increase security at the establishment.

I would like your advice on what else I can do to support Marvin? Obviously matters of performance improvement have been dropped. Pastoral care does not come naturally to me. Ought I to hug him? He seems like someone who would like to be hugged but frankly that seems deeply unprofessional.

Thank you in advance,
Still A New Manager





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I wrote back to confirm to New Manager he's definitely happy for this to be published and got the go-ahead. (And a quick reminder of our comments policy: whilst many of the letters we receive may seem odd or difficult to believe, a lot of people have odd circumstances to deal with. Comments along the lines of "r/ThatHappened" and similar will be deleted.)

Dear New Manager,

Wow, that's a lot to take in. Firstly, while I wouldn't usually advocate pausing a performance improvement plan, I definitely think you made the right call here.

Secondly, while I understand in the moment you (and Marvin) might not have had any other ideas, he absolutely can't stay at your office. At minimum, that's got to be a fire code violation, and that's not even going into how important it is for people to have somewhere they can go at the end of the day that's not work. If this all happened on duty/doing his expected work, you could make a case for your organisation to pay for his moving costs. But in the short term Marvin should really look into staying with a friend.

Thirdly, in general I wouldn't advise hugging. You're right that it's important to maintain professional boundaries: you're there to be a manager and not a friend. That said, if Marvin is a more "huggy" person than you are, part of your job as a manager is to try and bridge the gap between you - and I don't mean physically! For example: you may want to spend a bit more time than you naturally would chatting to him, asking how he's feeling, etc. It might feel awkward at first, but if you get in the habit, you'll be able to meet in the middle without it feeling too strange for either of you.

Fourthly, it sounds like you feel Marvin only did this extra-curricular research because of a miscommunication between the two of you. You should sit down with him and talk through where your communication styles are breaking down. For example: why did he decide to do that, what do you actually want of him, how can you avoid it in future, etc. This shouldn't be about assigning blame, this should be about reassuring him he's safe and you never want him doing out of hours work alone again.

Fifthly, if your department's work involves contact with members of the public, particularly dangerous ones, it's vital that you talk to Eli about training, as well as setting some procedures in place for this work.

Sixthly, please tell me you called the cops. If not: call the cops.

And finally: it's not really your place to enforce therapy onto Marvin, but it sounds like he's been through the wringer. If your place of work has any benefits that offer counselling or therapy, you might send a reminder around to your team. If Marvin asks for time off to attend appointments, you should definitely let him go (without asking follow-up questions that force him to disclose). And, to be honest, if Marvin asks you for a reference, I think you should give him as decent a one as you can.
 
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Dreaming Android
Abigail, you missed out "holy shit OP find a new job where nobody gets stalked"
OP/New Manager
I appreciate your concern but I assure you this is definitely not normal for my place of work (and to address Ms Bailey's point in the reply, we should not typically be interacting with dangerous members of the public). I am entirely satisfied with my job and have no desire to work elsewhere.
JG Hex
(maybe you should... unionize)
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Abigail Bailey
Glad to hear it, OP! And "Abigail" is fine! :-)
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OP/New Manager here
Thank you very much for your response.

I understand the obvious bureaucratic and psychological reasons why "Marvin" living in the office is less than ideal. However to be frank, with a dangerous stalker who knows where he lives, I will not take this option from him. Nor am I prepared to "suggest" he moves in with a friend and risk him assuming that means I am evicting him. I've told him he may stay as long as he needs.

I've also made clear to Eli that since Marvin was attacked in the line of duty, he will be staying, and Eli will be dealing with insurance, security and any other issues of paperwork. He was persuaded by my arguments.
Belle
I thought you didn't like this guy, OP
OP/New Manager
I don't see the relevance?
Belle
Demanding this level of shit of your boss is putting a hell of a lot of effort into supporting an employee you think should be fired, is all.
OP/New Manager
I think he needs to learn how to speed up his work and not pet dogs, not that he needs to be killed by a stalker. This is frankly a bare minimum level of decency.
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Madz
Is OP british?
Bigfoot
He used flat instead of apartment, is that what you mean?
Madz
He emailed an advice column asking if he should hug someone experiencing trauma
Abigail Bailey
I'm not sure hugging an employee is particularly work-appropriate in a lot of places to be honest. It may depend somewhat on your relationship to them and company culture, but you really shouldn't be crossing those lines as a manager.
OP/New Manager
Thank you
Madz
Dude's living in the office. Lines have been crossed.
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Kat
Can we save this post for the end of year awards for "Most Adorable Query"
OP/New Manager
I feel this is an inaccurate statement. Please do not.
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Brann
I kinda disagree with Abigail on the hugging. To be clear, I do not think you should initiate a hug with a subordinate you've been trying to discipline. But if he's a huggy person and he goes in for one and you're comfortable with that? I think you should let it happen/hug back.
OP/New Manager
Good lord do you think he will??
Brann
I literally have no idea, OP. You know him and your relationship better than I do. Honestly I love hugs but I would never hug my boss, especially not a boss who'd been doing performance management with me.
OP/New Manager
Right. Of course. That makes sense.
OP/New Manager
I'm quite confident he would have no interest in hugging me.
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A dresscode question - from our new manager with his employee living at the office (UPDATE)
April 3rd, 2016
 
Hey all, remember our new manager friend who first asked for help with an underperformer and later gave us an update that said underperformer had been stalked? Here's another update:
Dear Abigail,

Thank you for your answers to my previous queries. I appreciate the situation may have become somewhat unusual compared to some of the questions you deal with but it is nevertheless important to me. Hopefully this question of etiquette will prove a slightly more conventional problem.

My organisation has a dress code somewhere on the business casual spectrum. It's not overly strict in its details, but as we may be called upon to interact with members of the public, we are expected to dress professionally, avoid graphic t shirts or slogans, wear a collared shirt or tidy top, and not wear jeans/sportswear. There are certain rules around make-up, and no bare legs (stifling in summer, unfortunately), and that sort of thing. I'm sure we'd all prefer not to have one, but I don't think it's any stricter than many professional environments.

I've never had a problem with my assistants before now.

However, Marvin now lives at the office.

It's a bit embarrassing, really. I was in early one morning and he stumbled in on me in nothing but his boxers. I was - justifiably I think given the circumstances - quite sharp with him. There are some things a person just doesn't need to see pre-coffee, and Lord knows he doesn't want me to see it either. However, as a consequence of this, Marvin's taken it upon himself to be in business casual at all times. You need to understand, sometimes I arrive at the office at six in the morning and he's in perfectly ironed chinos. I don't even know where he's doing his ironing? I'd be shocked if the wiring in the basement supports the electrical load. And then I'll leave, sometimes quite late (say, 10 or 11 at night), and if I see him he's still in that same business-casual wear. I wouldn't have thought much of it - chinos and shirts are versatile and comfortable enough after all - but one day I got in even earlier than usual and caught sight of him in his pyjamas (a somewhat scruffy "Joy Division" t shirt and red checkered trousers - definitely not up to dress code). He saw me, did this sort of yelp thing and ran away, and only reappeared when he was dressed for the day, looking somewhat harangued.

I fully concede this may be his own comfort/embarrassment at living at work, but is there a way I can reassure him that as long as he's not wearing just his underwear, I'm not going to pull him up on the dress code outside of about 7am - 7pm? (Is this all right? I don't want to be seen as a pushover.) And should I address this with Tom and Sarah, since I'm not going to encourage them to wear gym clothes or pyjamas around the office?

Thank you in advance,
Still a new manager

Dear New Manager,

Ah, dress codes. The bane of many people's existence. It sounds like your team are doing fine if you've never had to deal with it before. It can be, as you're discovering, an awkward subject to broach.

If you're absolutely insistent that Marvin remain in the office - and please do reconsider pushing him to get a hotel, or find a new flat, as this cannot be a long term solution - then you are correct that enforcing the dress code seems unfairly draconian. As to the hours: by your account, the reason for it existing in your organisation seems to primarily relate to presenting an image to members of the public visiting your offices. With that in mind, I would recommend you suggest that outside those hours/his standard working hours, Marvin is free to dress as he chooses. Provided, of course, that he stays clothed - I think no visible underwear in the communal areas is a fair rule.

The easiest thing to do is just grab him for five or ten minutes, probably during one of those times where Tom and Sarah aren't around, but not so early/late it feels like work talk outside of his scheduled day. You could say you've noticed he seems to have taken your initial reprimand to heart, and while you're obviously pleased he takes feedback on board, you don't want him to be overly uncomfortable. Then just spell out your expectations and invite him to wear sweatpants and t shirts if he so chooses.

It seems unlikely you need to specifically talk to Tom or Sarah, unless either of them regularly works unusual hours. If they do, you may find you still don't need to say anything: they know he's living there. However, if they query the rule disparity, you are well within your rights to say that he has special dispensation due to his unique circumstances. Frankly living at work should be enough of a drawback that occasionally wearing sweatpants at your desk isn't exactly considered a perk to argue for!

As an additional note: I'm somewhat concerned about your self-reported working hours. Perhaps this is an exceptional time of year for you, or there is a specific reason. Five or six in the morning until ten or eleven at night is, however, extremely unsustainable. You should probably have a conversation with Eli about that: make sure he's aware of your workload and make a case for an additional assistant.
 
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Kat
Oh nooooooo his underpants??? I would resign immediately.
Pikachu
Forget resigning! I would be on the next flight out of the country. Can you even imagine? I am dying on Marvin's behalf. Abigail you should put a warning on this one for second hand embarrassment
MxBitch
I'm leaving the country just READING it.
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Kat
Oh my god I know
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MackNCheese
Reason number 8 million you should not live at the office. If you needed another one.
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tpsreporter
Does anyone else want to raise funds to send OP some pamphlets on unionising?
JG Hex
Oh thank god, someone said it before me
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OP/New Manager
Very amusing.
tpsreporter
No, seriously, when do you even find time to comment on this blog?
OP/New Manager
Just because I'm at the office for long hours it doesn't mean I spend the entire time working. I take tea breaks. I eat breakfast. I nap.
JG Hex
Do you at least get paid overtime?
OP/New Manager
Wouldn't that be lovely? No, I simply get the satisfaction of a job slightly-more-done.
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Abigail Bailey
You obviously know your schedule and work requirements better than I do, OP, but I am concerned if you're sleeping at the office, you're likely better off working shorter hours during the day and getting higher quality sleep in your own bed at night.
OP/New Manager
That is probably wise.
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Bloomer
Wait, if Marvin's living at the office and you're napping at the office... are you guys one of those cool startups with sleep pods??
OP/New Manager
Ha. That would be nice. No. We have a storage room that's now functioning as Marvin's bedroom. There's a cot in there. It's a bit pokey in parts and creaks when you roll over, but it's warm, unlike my office. Which is where I nap.
deciduous_tree
Wait, OP, are you saying you sleep in the cot too?
deciduous_tree
OP you cannot leave us with this. Are you and Marvin, you know?
OP/New Manager
Good lord. Absolutely not. It was my cot for when I stayed late. It's now his, because he lives here. Simple enough.
deciduous_tree
oh my god
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Malcolm F
Shout out to Marvin's taste in band shirts though!
XCAD
Hell yeah!
Forzan
RIP Ian :'-(
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JG Hex
Hey OP, not to be an asshole, but if nothing else you should probably go home a bit earlier so Marvin doesn't feel like he's stuck living with his boss, you know? Like, no wonder he's in full dress code. He'd probably like to put on netflix and cry into a pint of icecream but feels he can't while you're around.
OP/New Manager
Oh
OP/New Manager
You really think so?
JG Hex
Look, even if you two are the best friends in the world, you're still his boss, aren't you? He's probably worried if he steps out of line it'll go in his next appraisal.
OP/New Manager
Oh. Right. Maybe I should leave earlier.
OP/New Manager
It's just, I've been the last one in the building, you see. And we work in a basement of an old, listed building. And after hours, in the dark, the pipes will whistle and the floors will creak and your imagination gets the best of you. I'm just worried after the two weeks being stuck alone in his flat, Marvin might not want to be alone.
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OP/New Manager
It's silly, of course. It's just normal building sounds. Obviously he knows that. He's not stupid.
SquidSleeper
OP, maybe you should talk to Marvin and find out what he wants?
OP/New Manager
You think I should talk to him?
Abigail Bailey
If you're worried about pressuring him into answering one way or the other - again, you are his boss - you might be able to make delicate enquiries via Tom or Sarah if he's close to them.
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UPDATE: New Manager, No HR, stalking problems
April 15rd, 2016
 
This one is another update from the new manager with the underperformer, whose underperformer was then held hostage and is now living at the office. He's been in touch again, and it's a doozy:
Dear Abigail,

Thank you for your continued assistance with my work. Unfortunately the more dramatic events have continued to escalate.

In the comments of my first email after the stalking, I was emphatic that our work did not require contact with dangerous members of the public. I am forced to conceed I may have to revisit that statement. To whit:
  • Marvin's stalker, "Janet", appears to be keeping watch of our place of work. I did not mention this in the last update as it didn't seem important, but she texted Marvin's phone intimating that she only harassed Marvin to target myself, and it is in fact me she plans to kill. Marvin is however obviously still very much afraid and I can't blame him: he's the only one who has actually been harmed by "Janet", after all.
  • "Sarah" had a run-in with someone I believe to be equally dangerous ("Michelangelo"). He offered some information about "Janet" to help us, but in the process isolated and injured "Sarah". She is now better and has returned to work.
To say that morale is low is putting things mildly.

Marvin is still living at the office. In the face of ongoing evidence of the presence of "Janet" in the surroundings I made tentative enquiries as to whether he might prefer to live elsewhere but was met with an emphatic negative. As you suggested (and I agreed) that a hug would be unprofessional, I have been making him tea in the mornings for his breakfast and bringing food for his lunches and dinners from home, as I have much more suitable cooking facilities than we have available here at work. I did offer to do his laundry but he insists he has found a local launderette. Unfortunately he is still quite jumpy, for want of a better word. As such I've not yet had that meeting you recommended regarding reconciling our communication styles.

Sarah is throwing herself into her research, but I feel as though she has significantly underestimated the potential danger in question. I understand Marvin may seem easy to dismiss due to his working habits, but we have significant evidence of what happened during the stalking incident. I've always valued Sarah's calm and rational nature, and her need to get all of the facts, but in this case it got her stabbed and nearly killed. I'm not sure how to impress upon her the potential danger we're in.

Tom, at least, is being somewhat overprotective over them both, although he is (quite understandably) more jumpy and irritable than usual. Fortunately, Eli has finally completed most of the security enhancements I require. However, he is still dragging his heels on certain matters, so I'm finding myself spending unending amounts of time in his office to try and get the rest of the work done.

Have you perhaps any additional suggestions to help raise team morale or support them? Eli suggested a team building day. I do not care for such events but I would be willing if I thought it would help. However, I ran it past "Tom" and he confirmed my assumption that it doesn't feel as if Eli is taking the threat particularly seriously.

Kind regards,
(New) Manager Under Siege

Dear Manager Under Siege,

I've been back over your emails and I want to quickly summarise the issues as I see them:
  1. You were promoted ~6 months ago
  2. Someone known as "Janet" has stalked and traumatised a team member, made death threats against yourself, and has now put your office "under siege"
  3. An additional person ("Michelangelo"), has done harm to another team member, causing injury
  4. As a result of this, one of your employees is living at work
  5. That same employee needs performance management, which has been paused
  6. This job was not advertised as containing any sort of danger, nor have you or your employees received any training about this
  7. You have a manager who, let's be blunt here, expects you to solve your own problems, whatever the severity
Any points to correct?

Taking your emails in good faith, then forget meetings with Eli. You should be badgering the police on a regular basis. Give them any new evidence you obtain about "Janet" and "Michelangelo", and call regularly for updates. You didn't even mention in either of your last two emails you've had what I can only take to be a credible threat upon your life.

Regarding employee morale, I would agree with Tom that a team-building day doesn't strike quite the right note. I think at this point the two key things you can do are:
1. Relieve as much pressure from their day-to-day work as possible, such as delaying deadlines and reducing workload;
2. Assist with their job searches, for example: reaching out to any industry contacts you have about open positions.
I would also recommend a job search of your own - check the tags in this blog for resume and interviewing advice.

Regarding your team members individually: I would advise caution in your relationship with Marvin as it sounds as though you're doing a lot for him that you're not doing for others, and this can complicate what should be a fairly straightforward professional relationship. For example: it could give the impression to Sarah or Tom you're playing favourites, or if Marvin wants more space he may not know how to ask. I can see that you want to help him and that's admirable, but the most helpful thing you can do at the moment is help with a job search and provide a positive reference. With Sarah: you obviously can't control how she thinks or feels about the situation, but I would certainly at this point make it clear that for any fieldwork conducted, additional safety measures are non-optional. If you can, I'd recommend cancelling or postponing fieldwork altogether. If she thinks you or Marvin are overreacting, that doesn't really matter, what matters is she follows procedures, and if she doesn't that's when you need to be ready to discipline her. You can also make clear to her (and your team) that you expect them to treat the situation seriously during work hours - no joking/making comments about how unnecessary this all is. Then, if she says something that contradicts that, correct her firmly in the moment, and don't allow anyone to dwell. If it continues to be an issue then have an individual chat with her. Tom sounds like he's behaving appropriately given the situation, but make sure you're not leaning on him too much: it's not his job to be a counsellor or therapist, and he could quite easily burn out as he's no doubt feeling his own stress. Try to make sure he knows he doesn't have to manage his coworkers' feelings.

All that said, I must re-emphasise, the most important immediate steps relate to your physical safety and the need to involve the authorities and probably find new jobs. Unless I've woefully misinterpreted matters, this sounds like a matter of urgency with an immediate threat to all of your safety.

 
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RosaX
So what do we think this non-profit does that everyone hates it?
Kat
Animal testing maybe?
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MxBitch
Five bucks says religion's involved
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FrogThor
$c*entology
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JG Hex
We already know the director drives a tesla so I think they just launder donations
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OP/Under Siege
We are a scholarly research institution. We occasionally collect data from members of the public but only after they volunteer and give their full and knowing consent.

I have no knowledge of why "Janet" or "Michelangelo" have any desire to target us, as we would certainly not have harmed them.
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Abigail Bailey
I cannot believe I have to say this, but please avoid speculation that might doxx the OP. Thank you.
OP/"Under Siege"
Thank you for reading and answering my letter once again.

Whilst the police are not the correct agency to deal with "Janet", rest assured we have provided a report to the correct authorities. Unfortunately without knowledge of where specifically she is, there is very little we can do.

With respect to the job, I'll certainly take anything I can off my assistants' plates, but given that part of what we're researching will provide vital information to stop "Janet", we cannot simply cease work.

Due to the above, while I appreciate the concern, I don't believe looking for a new job will be a particularly productive use of my time.
mrv3000
Maybe you should try getting a gun or some pepper spray or something?
OP/Under Siege
Even if firearms were legal here, I don't believe announcing to my subordinates I'm coming into work armed with a deadly weapon would have quite the motivational effect certain people from the United States might believe it would.
mrv3000
Self defence classes? A baseball bat under your desk? You are being stalked
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Brann
Just to check, OP, you were worried about the professionalism of hugging but now you're making dinner for this "Marvin" guy?
OP/Under Siege
I can see how on the surface that this is somewhat unusual arrangement, but the kitchenette in the office is inadequate for full time living and even I could tell his diet was making him miserable.
Belle
While we've got you, exactly how early in the morning is his "breakfast tea"
OP/Under Siege
I don't believe it's inappropriate. I'm in the office usually before he gets out of bed (at least, now I've had that conversation with him as per previous letter that I don't expect him to be up when I am), so why shouldn't I make tea? I'm usually making myself one at the same time. If you're reading any inappropriateness into this then I can happily inform you that it's probably cultural: managers frequently get in on tea rounds.
Belle
You literally said you hated this guy
OP/Under Siege
He is a professional nuisance. Personally he is affable, interesting, and well read. I can distinguish between the two.
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Succulent
Petition to make OP my manager <3
OP/Under Siege
Pardon me??
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JG Hex
What time do you get in the office that you're making breakfast for the person that lives there
OP/Under Siege
Usually around 6am, as mentioned in my previous post. Also as mentioned, quite frequently, I have a heavy workload. Besides, it's not breakfast, it's tea.
JG Hex
Oh, yeah, sorry, how dumb of me. You only make him dinner, not breakfast.

And buddy? Does your boss pay you OT? No? Didn't think so. Love yourself.
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goldy
OP said in the last email he get in at 5 or 6am. Perfectly normal hours lol.
OP/Under Siege
Look, I'm not unaware it's a bit early by many people's standards, but I have things to do.
goldy
Like make your assistant tea, yes
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yurkey
Will you do my laundry OP?
OP/Under Siege
No.
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wtrtyrewertuy1990
lol cant believe marvin got beaten up by a girl
OP/Under Siege
Rest assured that while I have left a significant number of details out of my letters that would go even further to show the position of absurd ignorance and absolutely facile inanity of your comment, they simply are not needed. Get fucked.
Abigail Bailey
Don't feed the trolls, OP. Just report them to me and I'll IP ban.
OP/Under Siege
Of course. My apologies.
Abigail Bailey
Banned and comment thread locked. See rule 3.
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