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He wouldn’t be surprised to find his DNA had been magically fucked up by Darnold’s potion, or maybe the sheer amount of radiation and suspicious green goop found in ‘Mesa. He isn’t a stranger to questioning exactly how human someone can be after killing so many people. So many words. So many thoughts. So many things to try and fit into a badly drawn chalk outline of a human. It’s impossible, he can feel it spilling out into the grass in front of him, dripping into the water below, irreversibly changing its genetic makeup.
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gordon and benrey sitting next to each other at the end of the universe babeyyy...
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this is very short and stupid. i just wanted to make sunny be sad because i luv him. also car seat headrest title......
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There’s a place on the outskirts of Faraway.
It houses dirt roads and cornflower fields. Back when you still went outside, you always looked out the treehouse window and wondered if anyone owned the place. These days, you don’t care about the hypothetical that someone owns the property. Every few nights, you go walking out there. Tonight is one of them.
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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Eyes on the Future: How Jonathan Sims Approached His New Manager With An Open Mind, Took On Board Valuable Feedback About His Performance, and Wholeheartedly Embraced His Professional Development Goals by shinyopals
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25 Oct 2020
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As you are no doubt aware, one of the most vital aspects of people management is ensuring one makes the time for one's line reports via an annual review, wrote Peter Lukas, to Jonathan Sims. It's important we understand your performance over the last year and your goals and objectives for the coming one. I wouldn't want you to feel unsupported by Institute management.
How many bottles of whisky have you got left in your desk drawers? messaged Jon, to Daisy.
Jon has his annual review. He feels exactly as supported by Institute management as Peter Lukas hopes he will.
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"Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" - A series of conversations between the Head of the Magnus Institute and his Assistant on a number of highly advanced and complex technical matters by shinyopals
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21 Sep 2020
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"Martin, what's a 'Zoom'?"
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"Wh-? Oh. Oh. It's this, um, video calling thing."Martin has a lot of jobs to do, as Peter's assistant. Some of them are more difficult than others.
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"Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" - How the Magnus Institute learned to embrace the IT ticketing system, upgraded their antivirus, and still found the time to teach one old man how to copy and paste by shinyopals
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28 Jun 2020
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I hope you find your new role as Head of the Institute as rewarding as captaining the Tundra, wrote Elias Bouchard, to Peter Lukas. There are so many people working there: all with their own interesting lives, and all desiring your attention and support. I'm sure you will relish the challenge it will bring and enjoy every moment spent with the fine men and women of the Institute. In time I'm confident they'll become like a family to you.
The Magnus Institute has a new boss.
The Magnus Institute also has a new tech support technician.
These two facts are unrelated, except they both happen at the same time.Meanwhile Jon's woken up from being dead for six months and for once he's trying his best. He just wishes Martin would stop avoiding him and answer his messages...
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
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18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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