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1. Dick, dick, dickity dicking dick. by orphan_account

   Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ashton Irwin/Luke Hemmings
   • Michael Clifford & Luke Hemmings & Calum Hood & Ashton Irwin
   • Michael Clifford/Luke Hemmings/Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin
   • Michael Clifford/Luke Hemmings/Ashton Irwin
   • Ashton Irwin
   • Luke Hemmings
   • Calum Hood
   • Michael Clifford
   • Crack
   • Humor
   • OT4
   • Strong Language
   • calums nudes
   • Dicks
   • alot of dicks
   • Code Red
   • groupchats
   • 5sos!groupchat
   • why would i
   • im sorry
   • Fluff

   Summary

   Ash: Sorry, Cal, we didn´t want to laugh in your eyes, so we do it behind your back instead.

   Cal: thanks

   Cal: you’ve shown how much of a dickheads you really are

   Luke: well at least we don't send our dickheads to our fans via snapchat.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Groupchats of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer

   Language:

   English

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