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“Will you come watch the Free Skate as well?” Itachi asks.
And look, Kisame doesn’t know what the fuck a Free Skate is but, “If I haven’t been castrated by then, yeah.”
The words have barely left his mouth and he’s already wincing. Why does he say things without his brain’s permission? Why is he always looking like an absolute moron in front of the unfairly beautiful figure skater?
A small huff cuts through Kisame’s self-recriminations and he looks up cautiously.
Itachi’s eyes spark with genuine amusement, his mouth curved into a smirk. “That would be a shame.” He sighs faintly, almost inaudible. “And then what would I do with you?”