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-The NEW LIT Club-
-> Replying to a message: [1:56 AM] Queen of Manga: i just realized that yuri also went offline after mon mentioned smut
[7:40 PM] Queen of Manga: ok ok its no longer 1 am so back to yuri and smut
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[7:41 PM] spill the tea sis: Oh dear Natsuki, what ever are you talking about?
[7:41 PM] Queen of Manga: since when did u take after monika
[7:42 PM] when autocaps says fuck: ye yuri
oh wait i just roasted myself
[7:42 PM] Queen of Manga: *wheeze*
wait a fucking minute
stop defecting yuri!!
[7:43 PM] spill the tea sis: I think you mean deflecting.
Also It wasn't even me.
It was Monika.
[7:43 PM] Queen of Manga: shhhhhhhhh fuck you Monika
[7:44 PM] when autocaps says fuck: me????
[7:44 PM] Queen of Manga: shhhhh anyways answer yuri
[7:46 PM] spill the tea sis: I
well
uhm
spill the tea sis has left the group chat
Queen of Manga has added Yuri to 'The NEW LIT Club'
Queen of Manga has renamed Yuri into 'spill the kinks sis'
[7:59 PM] spill the kinks sis: fuck you
[8:00 PM] when autocaps says fuck: yuri?? every1????
[8:01 PM] Queen of Manga: fuck you 2
[8:01 PM] when autocaps says fuck: as expected
[8:02 PM] Sayori: yeah! fuck everyone!! o(≧口≦)o
[8:02 PM] when autocaps says fuck: SAYORI???
[8:03 PM] Sayori: anyways wtf is a smut
[8:03 PM] Queen of Manga: how the fuck did u read on ao3 without seeing a smut fic
[8:04 PM] Sayori: idkk??? filter??? (╬▔皿▔)╯
[8:05 PM] spill the kinks sis: That would be most reasonable.
[8:05 PM] Queen of Manga: i will accept that for now
ok yuri if ur not gonna fucking tell me that then at least tell me if ur a top or bottom
[8:07 PM] spill the kinks sis: dms
don't you fucking dare tell anyone
[8:07 PM] when autocaps say fuck: yuri changed faster than nat can say fuck
[8:08 PM] Sayori: guys what is a top/bottom
[8:09 PM] Queen of Manga: i am not giving her sex ed
[8:10 PM] when autocaps says fuck: thats not even covered in it
[8:11 PM] spill the kinks sis: Ok Sayori, are you aware of what 'lemon' is?
[8:11 PM] when autocaps says fuck: why do u know what it is
why r u teaching sayori what it is
[8:12 PM] Sayori: the fruit...?
[8:13 PM] when autocaps says fuck: SAYORI RUN
[8:13 PM] Sayori: but i wanna know :((
[8:14 PM] when autocaps says fuck: sayori nooooo
[8:14 PM] Queen of Manga: sayori yesssssssssssssss
ok but fr most wattpad fic sucks
[8:15 PM] spill the kinks sis: Ikr
[8:15 PM] when autocaps says fuck: fr fr
but now is not the time
[8:16 PM] Sayori: ?-?
wut is a wattpad
[8:17 PM] when autocaps says fuck: HEY SAY WHAT TO WATCH UP AGAIN????
[8:17 PM] Sayori: sure :DDD
[8:18 PM] Queen of Manga: honestly how the fuck did that work
[8:18 PM] spill the kinks sis: For once I agree.
[8:19 PM] Queen of Manga: gee thanks??
[8:20 PM] spill the kinks sis: Take it as a compliment.
By the way, I was wonder if you guys have any fanfic that you recommend to me? My feed is currently dryer than a desert.
[8:20 PM] Queen of Manga: idk u dont read tooth rotting fluff
how can u not like it but like smut
like do u like straight porn or gay porn
[8:21 PM] spill the kinks sis: No comment.
But I do like lesbians.
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[8:23 PM] Queen of Manga: actually do u take porn with feelings
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[11:48 PM] Queen of Manga: hey @Sayori
[11:51 PM] Sayori: hm?
-> Replying to a message: [8:03 PM] Sayori: anyways wtf is a smut
[11:51 PM] Queen of Manga: do u still wanna know?
[11:51 PM]: when autocaps says fuck: ok this has gone on long enough
when autocaps says fuck gave themselves admin privileges
when autocaps says fuck removed Queen of Manga's admin privileges
when autocaps says fuck renamed themselves 'when monika says fuck'
[11:52 PM] Queen of Manga: wtf man
-> Replying to a message: [6:31 PM] Queen of Manga: mon is literally the god of this universe
[11:53 PM] when monika says fuck: bitch did u forget?
[11:54 PM] Queen of Manga: i cant believe u just did that in front of say
[11:54 PM] Sayori: monika :((
[11:55 PM] when monika says fuck: u will be the death of me nat
[11:56 PM] Queen of Manga: gladly
[11:56 PM] Sayori: Nat...
[11:57 PM] Queen of Manga: why
[11:57 PM] when monika says fuck: lmaooo
as the god of this universe i command u 2 to sleep
[11:58 PM] Queen of Manga: no
[11:59 PM] Sayori: no??
[11:59 PM] when monika says fuck: @spill the kinks sis
i'll let u stay up if u put them to sleep
[12:00 AM] spill the kinks sis: do u want me to kill them?
[12:00 AM] Queen of Manga: WOAJ WOAH WOAH
wtf
remind me not the mess with sleep deprived yuri
[12:00 AM] when monika says fuck: yes if u mean it metaphorically
no if you mean literally
@spill the kinks sis ?
[12:01 AM] Queen of Manga: oh fuck
[12:01 AM] Sayori: (°ロ°)
[12:03 AM] when monika says fuck: plz sleep with 1 eye open guys
guys???
guys??????
rip Sayori & Natsuki
o7
[12:07 AM] Sayori: oops srry i dropped my phone
nat might be ded tho idk
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[4:38 AM] Queen of Manga: i live bitches
when monika says fuck has renamed Queen of Manga into 'i live bitches'
[4:40 AM] i live bitches: mon rlly gave up on the no swearing rules
[4:41 AM] when monika says fuck: school begins in 3 hours, 19 minutes and 38.51 seconds
be prepared
[4:42 AM] i live bitches: why r u always awake??
[4:43 AM] when monika says fuck: school.
-> Replying to a message: [6:31 PM] Queen of Manga: mon is literally the god of this universe
[4:44 AM] i live bitches: bitch did U forget?
@when monika says fuck
@when monika says fuck
fucking coward