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Tol > Dream Meme Team Extreme
Tol: yoooooooooooo im bored and exhausted yall wanna come over and nap?
Smol: im down
Stronk: ofc
Noife: i’ll be there bc im not a square
Tol: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Tol: pidge bring matt’s princess duvet
Smol: no shit
Tol: great. hunk. pregnancy pillows? ik shay bought more
Stronk: yh she did. theres enough for all of 4 of us now
Smol: hunk i really think ur sister has a problem. shes not even preggers
Stronk: hey now theyre comf okay?
Noife: valid point
Smol: cant argue with that now can i
Stronk: nope
Tol: keef. If you don’t bring A L L of shirhoe’s fairy lights that he hangs in his fuckin BATHROOM of all the things
Tol: hands will be thrown. our epic pillow fort must be as lit as it can possibly be
Noife: roger that
Noife: and we can trust that u will get all the couch cushions off the couches in adam’s room yes?
Tol: yes yes adam’s out the house anyway so he’ll be none the wiser
Stronk: so where are we gonna do this? ur basement den or ur room?
Tol: den probs
Smol: so coming in through the window down there aight
Noife: same
Stronk: ill use the window in lance’s room bc im not a heathen
Tol: cant yall just. use the door like normal people
Stronk: what about us says normal
Smol: who do you think ur talking to
Noife: i could never
Tol: understandable have a nice day
Tol: now get yall asses tf over here
Smol: calm ur tits were coming
Stronk: lol coming
Tol: lol coming
Noife: lol coming
Smol: lol coming
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scheMATTics > babey sib hatred solidarity
scheMATTics: AJLKDAJLKFDJALKJDFKLAJLKDDL;
scheMATTics: IM GONNA FUCKGIN KILL MY LITTLE SISTER O M G O D I FUCKING HATE HER
takashitshitogone: and why is that
scheMATTics: THAT LITTLE BITCH STOLE MY PRINCESS DUVET JALKJDLKAJKDA
scheMATTics: I TRIED CHASING HER BUT SHE RAN TO THE MCCLAIN CLAN HOUSE™ BEFORE I COULD UGH IM P I S S E D
*g A s P*ADAM: wait my house?
WhatCanIShayExceptFuckYou: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK IM GONNA KILL HUNK FJKGHJKJKDGJHDF
*g A s P*ADAM: what could such a precious sunshine boi do
WhatCanIShayExceptFuckYou: ALL F O U R OF MY PREGNANCY PILLOWS ARE G O N E AAAAAAA
takashitshitogone: damn thats tough
takashitshitogone: but only for you guys lololol
WhatCanIShayExceptFuckYou: I Will Destroy Your Bloodline
scheMATTics: I Am Within An Inch Of Harming You Mentally
*g A s P*ADAM: if what im thinking is true, youll be screaming next takashi
takashitshitogone: ????????????
*g A s P*ADAM: lmao check ur bathroom
takashitshitogone: okay……..?
takashitshitogone: JKLAJFLKDAJLKFDLKJH KEITH STOLE MY FAIRY LIGHTS THEY AREN’T H E R E
*g A s P*ADAM: lol
WhatCanIShayExceptFuckYou: adam what the fuck
scheMATTics: mcxcuse me what
takashitshitogone: adam how in the holy hell did you even knwo that
*g A s P*ADAM: lol come over and youll see
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Smol > Dream Meme Team Extreme
Smol: OMGOOOOOOOOD IM HOLLERING I CANT EVEN
Stronk: ALKJDLAJLKDALKDLAJLASD; P L E A S E IM QUAKING
Noife: LAY ME TO REST AJKLJDALKJFDKLAJL; IM DEAD
Tol: i dont like being out of the loop whats happening
Smol: LMAO I STOLE MATTS PRINCESS DUVET AND HES HELLA PISSED HE CHASED ME OUT INTO THE STREET AND EVERYTHING ASKDKLJAKKDJJADKS;
Stronk: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM LITERALLY CARRYING THESE FOUR PREGNANCY PILLOWS ON MY H E A D AND SHAY IS CUSSING AT ME FROM THE FRONT LAWN AND ALL THE NEIGHBORS ARE STARING
Noife: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS I HAVE SHIROS FAIRY LIGHTS WRAPPED AROUND MY BODY AND SHIRO THREW HIS FUCKING ARM AT ME IM LEGIT DEAD RN OMGOD
Tol: i am.
Tol: dead and deceased
Tol: yall wild
Tol: but anyway my room/den windows are unlocked just climb in
Smol: kk
Noife: en route
Stronk: literally in ur room rn
Tol: ttyl bbys <3
Smol: <3
Stronk: <3
Noife: <3
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Lance was just finishing setting up the couch cushion fort, snacks, and various movies when Hunk walked down the basement stairs.
“Sup dude. I got the pillows.”
Hunk dropped the four pregnancy pillows off his head just in the nick of time as Lance had launched himself at the boy. Lance jumped and wrapped his long legs around Hunk’s waist and squeezed. Hunk returned the gesture and laughed.
“I love you too buddy, but we literally saw each other 2 days ago.”
Hunk could practically hear the pout in Lance’s voice when the boy spoke.
“I mean. Yeah I know that, but I miss you guys okay? You guys are my best friends and I love you.”
“I love you too Lance.”
Lance lifted his head to see a fairy light-wrapped Keith crawling in through one the large den windows that was only a couple of inches off the ground. Hunk released his grip so Lance could get down. As soon as Lance’s feet hit the carpeted floor, he shot over to Keith and pulled the slightly shorter male into a hug and said in a soft voice.
“Hey there Keithy. Long time no see.”
Keith rolled his eyes at the nickname, but replied just as softly.
“Yeah. Long time no see Lancey.”
“Are you guys hugging without me? Rude ass hoes.”
Lance, Hunk, and Keith looked to see Pidge completely encased in Matt’s thick Princess duvet, only her head visible. She tumbled in through the same window Keith had used, and popped up without a problem.
“Shaking my head, and I thought we were friends.”
Hunk laughed.
“Of course we are Pidgeon, but um. Aren’t you hot wrapped up in the blanket? And you ran here. And then climbed through the window.”
Pidge nodded. “Oh yes. I am quite literally dying right now.” She dropped the blanket and ran up the stairs shouting, “I’m gonna change into one of your shirts thanks Lance!”
Lance rolled his eyes. “Anyone else gonna pilfer my clothes?” Hunk and Keith slowly raised their hands.
“Uh yeah, I’m taking a pair of your sweatpants.”
“I really wanted to wear your green jacket.”
Lance sighed and waved a hand dismissively.
“Fine, fine. Go steal my wardrobe if you must.”
Hunk and Keith laughed at Lance’s dramatics as they went back up the stairs.
A few minutes later, Hunk, Keith, and Pidge walked back down the stairs, Hunk wearing a pair of Lance’s gray sweatpants, Keith being absolutely swallowed by Lance’s jacket, and Pidge wearing one of Lance’s t-shirts that went down to her thighs. Lance took a few pictures, then went to go change himself.
When he came back wearing a blue hoodie and some shorts that looked shorter than they actually are on his long legs, they got settled.
When the fairy lights were strung and pregnancy pillows were set up, they laid down.
Hunk and Lance got the middle two pillows, while Pidge was on the other side of Lance, and Keith was on the other side of Hunk. Once they were snuggled down in their respective pillows, Keith passed the edge of the princess duvet down the line until it got to Pidge and they spread it out to cover their legs and feet. Pidge had the remote, so she put on a movie they’ve all seen so it could serve as good background noise. When she threw the remote somewhere by Keith’s feet, they all dipped down deeper into the nests they’ve constructed, already asleep.
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“Shut the fuck up you heathens!”
Adam violently shushed his friends that were still muttering angrily over the act of their belongings being stolen.
“I’m sorry Adam, but why are we here when we should be out there hunting down our siblings and getting our shit back.”
Shiro and Matt nodded along with Shay’s statement and Adam could feel the headache coming.
Is this how Takashi feels all the time? Ugh, the people I align myself with I swear to god.
“Look. If you people would shut your traps-”
He glared when Shay, Shiro, and Matt grumbled even louder.
“-then I’ll show you where your stuff went.”
Heh. They shut up then.
Adam slowly led the very much unhappy campers down his basement stairs, taking great care to avoid the squeaky steps and making sure the others did too. Once they made it to the bottom, Adam smirked and pointed at the sight before them.
“Take a look motherfuckers. I’ll happily say “I told you so” when we go back upstairs.”
Shiro, Matt, and Shay peeked around the corner and softly smiled, anger forgotten.
Lance, Pidge, Hunk, and Keith were sprawled out on Shay’s pregnancy pillows.
Matt’s duvet wrapped them in a cozy looking burrito.
They laid in a fort made out of Adam’s couch cushions.
Shiro’s fairy lights illuminated them in a soft, golden glow.
Starting from left to right, Keith was curled in a tight ball and tucked into Hunk’s side. One arm was thrown behind him, while the other was tossed over Hunk’s torso. Hunk had one of his arms behind Keith’s head, while the other one was on top of Lance. Lance was cuddling Hunk’s arm like a teddy bear, and Pidge was stretched out over all of them.
Acting purely on instinct, the four older siblings went around and straightened some things up, wrapping the blanket tighter, and turning off the TV that had long gone into a resting screen.
When they made it back upstairs, Adam looked on smugly while the other three shifted around sheepishly. Finally, Matt spoke up.
“Okay so maybe we were a little harsh.”
Adam raised an eyebrow sardonically.
“A little? You threatened them with death.”
Shiro pouted.
“They stole our stuff.” At Adam’s unimpressed glare, he amended his statements.
“But we could have been nicer.”
Even Shay looked effectively scolded.
“We’ll apologize when they wake up.”
Adam laughed.
“I think that’s a good idea. Now come on. Let’s go take a nap.”