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1. Progression by Outside_Context_Problem

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   10 Apr 2012

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert/Vriska Serket
   • John Egbert & Equius Zahhak
   • John Egbert & Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert & Dave Strider
   • John Egbert/Equius Zahhak/Nepeta Leijon
   • John Egbert
   • Equius Zahhak
   • Vriska Serket
   • Nanna (Homestuck)
   • Rose Lalonde
   • And a bunch of other humans
   • A couple trillion maybe
   • Tavros Nitram
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Horrorterrors
   • you know what just assume all of:
   • The Trolls (Homestuck)
   • War
   • Space War
   • Interspecies Conflict
   • Interspecies Cooperation
   • I am totally not stealing any aesthetics or concepts from Star Trek honest
   • John is definitely Kirk though FYI
   • Diplomacy via sleeping with hot aliens.

   Summary

   John Egbert and Equius Zahhak, having turned down the offer to be the stars of the best remake of The Odd Couple ever, sign up with Earthfleet and get stuck head-first into the biggest war either of their species has ever seen.

   Also John has feelings about a cerulean-eyed alien starship commander/potential mass murderer that he really shouldn't.

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Troll War

   Language:

   English

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