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The Mega Pizzaplex, the most luxurious yet the most disgusting, unprofessional place Y/N had ever worked at. Though it looked appealing from the surface, being a retro styled mall with suspiciously attractive furry robots, it was a whole other story to work there. They didn't like the job too much, but Y/N took whatever they got.
Hired as a head artist in the promotional department, Y/N was one of the sad souls who were forced to draw these robots as attractive furry bait to draw in customers. They would usually work on art for Roxy Raceway and the general restaurants inside the mall, but the manager had given them a particular request.
"Daycare lol", she had told Y/N before walking away and docking part of their pay. They growled maliciously.
"Not that stupid fucking place again", Y/N monologued. They htaed the daycare attendant!!!1! Even if they never admitted it, perhaps the reason Y/N wanted to work here in the first place was only for the furry bait promotional art. They didn't want to draw the sun or moon, especially not the sun. Sundrop, their behated. Y/N could never like that thing, they didn't have a reason, just hatredd.d. Even if they didn't want to do this, they'd sold their soul to Fazbear Entertainment anyways so fuck it
Beginning their art on poster paper, Y/N hesitantly decided to make use of their beloved glitter glue. It was a large bottle they'd kept for years, their meow meow, their glittergussy, perhaps....................... it fit with the daycare's aesthetic anywayz since that sun thing wouldn't shut the fuck up about glitter glue and googly eyes everytime Y/N had to walk by. After drawinmg and glitterglueing the artwork for a good few hours, Y/N left to take a mental health break. Drawing the stupid planet star people was hard when Y/N only liked the furries :[.
After crying int he bathrooms for about an hour, Y/N returned to their crappy work bench and screameded in horror.
THE..... THETEHTEHGLITTER GLUE!@#?@?#??
It had disappeared. Their beloved, their meow meow, their glittergussy had left them. Perhaps it was time for a divorce anyways, it had been years after all.... no what the fuck was Y/N saying they needed their precious back. Seeing that the poster was still in perfect condition on their desk, they concluded there coudl only be one culprit....
FUCKGIN DAYCARE ATTENDANT FROM FNAF SECURITY BREACH (2021).
Taking the rest of their shift off, Y/N went back to the bathrooms they were in before. They collapsed onto the floor, rememebring all of the memories they'd had with their glittergussy.... no. This was not the time for grief, it was the time to attack. Y/N was going to rescue the glittergussy (*roll credits*).
They'd constructed their master plan. Y/N waited in the bathrooms until the Mega Pizzapledx had closed, waiting eagerly to sneak into that stupid bright daycare. As they brainstormed their plan, they slowly drifted into a small nap. Y/N dreamt about the same thing they had been dreaming of since they first started working here - the hottiest encounter theyd' ever had.
Since Y/N started working here, something was always on their mind, ever since their first night shift. One time, when walking away from main Pizzaplex into the lobby, they heard a mysterious voice come from the daycare/lobby's general direction……GOT DAMN it was the hottest voice they had ever heard in their years of roamiign the planet(s). Raspy, dark, dripping of malice..,.,.,.,.,.,.,. Y/N had never been so intrigued by a voice before. They'd never heard it since, so they brushed it off as a strange customer - but their heart always fluttered when they thought about it. This was the voice they had been dreaming about yet again while waiting in the bathrooms to beat the fuck out of that robot.
Eventually, Y/N jolted awake with fear in their eyes.
"STUPDI BITCH!!!! WHY DID YUO FALL ASLEEP!@?!?@" they screamed at themselves in the mirror, ragingngmg. They ran otu of the bathrooms and for the Superstar Daycare without even checking the time. As they entered the ugly ass building, they noticed a pleasant surprise. The bright ass blinding lights were turnt off for once. Initially not giving it any thought, oblivious to what was to come, Y/N slid down the slide and cringed internally once landing in the sea of balls (*laugh track*). They forgor to bring flashlight so it was pitch black in there (*scary*). This was when Y/N finally decided to use their brain for once - why the fuck were lights out? Knowing they kept the lights on in the daycare because of how unbearably bright it was in there 24/7, Y/N was confusion. That’s when they checked their watch.
3:00 AM?#@!?#?@?!
They shivered. Spooky hour!! They heard rumors about the Pizzaplex at 3:00AM, videos of stupid youtube children “sneaking in”. Y/N’s fave past time was laughing at them, so they never thought things would actually be scary. But the atmosphere said otherwise - it was eerily dark, quiet, Y/N just wanted the goddamn glitter glue. Their glittergussy, if you would. Their beloved glitter glue, it had been there for all of Y/N's life and they cried crocodile tears to see it stolen by some stupid sun twink robot that was way too happy for the mediocre place he worked in. GOD DAMITIN!!!!
As Y/N sobbed in the ball pit, hands gripping onto the balls in grief & frustration over their loss, the sound of light jingling & twirling mechanisms brought them back to their senses. It was the stupid fucking sun they despised, Y/N thought, probably here to laugh at their failures in life and inability to protect that precious bottle of glittergussy. That was until they looked above them and locked eyes with two red pupils, shining down at them from the darkness.
‘This is it’, Y/N thought, ‘Sundrop’s emo arc.’
The glittergussy was too much for him to handle, they smiled. Y/N pointed and laughed at the stuppid emo boy dangling from the ceiling until it spoke.
“Naughty naughtyk.fdfg.fg/fg//.v.vc././… whatever are yuo doing in the daycare at 3:00 AM@?#?@? You should know it’s dangerous in here~~~~~~~`~”
Y/N froze and nearly passed out. It was the fuckign voice from their dream!!! All this time they’d been simping for the fucking moon robot, thiinking it was some hot bad boy customer that they could fix!!1! They were mortified, but didn’t back away either.
“Are you emo sun” they asked and Moondrop laughed.
“No you idito i’m moon. Sun dead lol (until lights back on)” They were estatic!1!!! Y/N had never really met the moon before, never running into them unlike SUn. Just hearing that their least faovuruite animatronic was dead was enough to make them love him, though. And besides, Y/N couldn’t just ignore that voice..… it was………..… SEMX.
“Oh Moondrpo yuo are so hot, sex with me?” They were serious. Moondrop raised his eyebrow like dyane the rock jonhosn.
“What”
“I cant beleive sun is dead, i’m so happy!!!!. yuor voice is HOT DAMN~” Y/N sobbed in happiness and other suspicious emotions. Usually they would reconsider their actions, but it was 3:00 AM god damnit. Adn they already liked the furries so perhaps a star wouldn’t be as bad. Y/N prayged for the moon to accept their offer, not aware of Moon’s evvvvilllll personality.
“Bad peopepl need to be punisheehedhdhde~~~~ if you want semx with me, then i will NOT give you it. Dumbass. Whore.” He moved away from Y/N but Y/N threw their arms around moondrop and pulled him back.
“NOOOOOOOOOO please, i just need my glittergussy….,.,., the fuckgin sun stole it i am heartbroken and betrayal” Y/N plunged their face into Moon’s chest and cried, grieving their death yet again. Moon seemed to feel a little bad for Y/N despite being cruel and evil and edgy emo boy.
“Bestie….” He sighed and hugged the stupid little artist Y/N back.
The moon suddenly flew up into the air like some fantasy shit while holding onto Y/N. They screamde in terror but surprisingly never fell, the moon took them to the small room overlooking the Superstar Daycare. Inside was….. THE GLITTER GLUE!! THEIR GLITTERGUSSY!@!!?>! Y/N cries in joy
“Thank you so much Moon!!!!!!!!! I love you so much my meow meow” They hug the tall ass skinny animatronic and he cries from receiving the first love & physical contact he’d received in all his life. Wow so emo so sadge…..
Y/N got back their precious bottle of glitter glue back, still embracing the moon. From having their face snuggled into the moon’s chest, they didn’t realize that the lights were turning back on!@?@!?#?!@?#?!????!? SCREAMSSS Y/N pulls back and sees their beloved moon replaced with the sun. They were ashamed it took them this long to notice that they were the same animatronic. They literally have the same twink build wtf???? Can’t help being stupid ig.
“WHY HELLO SUNSHINE~!!!!!!! WAT ARE YUO DOING IN MY ROOM…..🤨” The sun’s permanent grin seemed to grow more, despite acting innocent Y/N could tell they were smug to have a worker that seemingly hated him inside of his arms.
“Fuk” Y/N sighed and wanted to leave but realized doors didn’t open till 6:00 AM…….. so they decided to hesitantly stay into the Sun’s arms. Looking up at him, their heart skips a beat. WAHT?@???@?#??@ BUT WHY…. this was…. yuor enemy. But damn after the intimate moment with their emo side, Y/N couldn’t help but be a little down bad. Embarrassing but the sun didn’t mind, he seemed proud of himself. As long as Y/N rescued their glittergussy, it didn’t really matter what happened.
“sex?”
“sex”
THE EDN!!