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get those geriatric men sloshed (in which Pure Vanilla is a bar wench) by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
01 May 2025
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"Anyways, he was getting distracted. The point was that he had been given free reign that he was not abusing not out of reform, but rather, because it was fun to do, because it was such a different role.
And through that free reign, he had, as always, learned (ew) as much as he could (double ew), and was, therefore, what he might call an expert on the day-to-day rumblings of the Pure Vanilla Kingdom.
Which is why it was such a shock to find out about some apparently annual…fair? Festival? Hollyberry was going to be hosting in said kingdom. An event he knew nothing about."
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In summary: Shadow Milk continuously knows absolutely nothing, Pure Vanilla is an absolute pest but doesn’t show it- except for when he does, and Caramel Arrow has somehow found herself stuck on chaperone duty.
Or: I was struck by a vision watching one of those renaissance faire wenches pour a drink down someone’s throat.
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don't you just want to go apeshit? (vigilantes au but you go bonkers part) by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Nov 2023
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He quickly brings the hand to your jaw, fingers almost bruising as he pushes your head backwards into the cushions behind you. It makes you laugh.
“Stop it. You will break your teeth.”
Your laughter is a little more crazed at that. Neither of their grips relent.
“Sunshine,” implores Sun from behind you, “You need to calm down.”
What you really need, you think, is to sink your teeth into something. Your fingers try to tense in and out unconsciously, but are thwarted by Sun.
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oneshot set in my vigilante au! you go a little bonkers and whatnot. can be read as a stand alone.
(as with all my fics i'm aro and this is written as such, but can be read romantically for sure!)
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- Part 2 of vigilantes au
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Aswang sa New Years by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
18 Oct 2023
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Why am I in here? you think to yourself.
Your fear of the dark is rooted in irrational childhood “trauma”. Some stupid dreams of monsters in shadows of your room clinging to the edges of your mind well past an acceptable age. It was nothing but childhood bedtime stories of aswang, Philippine monsters and cryptids of folklore, feeding into an active imagination, nothing more, you remind yourself.
It’s dark enough that your eyes, usually very sharp in low light, are having trouble adjusting, and you settle your weight further into the plush coats at your back.
That’s when you feel a light brush of something hard at the back of your neck. You pay it no mind, assuming you’d just leaned into a hanger or something.
But then it moves, and the definite shape of a hand flexes and grasps the back of your neck, large enough to wrap around it entirely. Pointed fingertips dig into your skin just hard enough to feel.
Another hand whips up to your face and closes your mouth tightly before you have a chance to scream.
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aswang au!! get hit with my pinoy beam kragghhhh
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betrayal at 2 am (shocking) (horror) (not what you expect) by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
11 Oct 2023
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The dark surrounds you as you let out a near silent scream of anguish, Moon’s cackle ringing in your ears.
‘How did…I get here?’ you think, vision spinning.
You’d never expected the betrayal.
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my submission for a writing contest in the DCA Halloween 2023 event :3
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*explosion sound effect* VIGILANTES? REAL NOT FAKE?? by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Jul 2023
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So basically,
In a world where animatronics and humans live alongside one another, you work at the pizzaplex alongside Sun and Moon, but that's not the interesting part!
You guys are also running a poorly thought out vigilante operation! Everyone needs better self preservation skills, mainly you.
Also Gregory wormed his way into it because of course he did. He makes bombs.
This fic has it all- it has action, violence, comfort, "which maid are you" quizzes. ,,,,It's interesting I promise.
!! I'm aromantic but very physically affectionate w/ very few boundaries! Therefore this can be read as platonic OR romantic, it's written sorta queer platonic !!
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- Part 1 of vigilantes au
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naku refuses to admit he has cookie brainrot, even though they're all she can think about. by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
01 May 2025
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vigilantes au by eyenaku (fairgroundguts), fairgroundguts
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Nov 2023
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The Recluse didn't expect to have to deal with a very drunk Sage on his way back to the Peak of Truth.
OR: surely nothing will go wrong!!!!!!! look I'm terrible at explaining thigns just read the fic if you care enough idk
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- Part 10 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
Bookmarked by fairgroundguts
11 Dec 2025
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Rabbits have always fascinated the Sage. Their frankly adorable appearance, their place in mythology as innocents and tricksters alike, their twitchy nature. He'd done countless things to honour this enchanting species, from research paper after research paper, to crafting little things to decorate his home with. The Sage had even learnt a few magic tricks! And this obsession led him to where he sat now - at a fabric and thread littered desk in his study.
or: sage gives truthless a present, a rabbit plushie, and he has a very normal reaction to it.
Bookmarked by fairgroundguts
25 Nov 2025
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Dark Cacao Cookie has given in to apathy after Mystic Flour Cookie took his soul jam. Now the former king aimlessly wanders the realm of apathy while Mystic Flour waits for him to succumb to the pale ailment and return to flour.
This also gives them the opportunity to spend time together as something other than enemies
(Update: Changed the name from "Apathetic Sovereign" to "Fallen Ancients" because this comic now also includes all the other ancients/beast pairs. This is now a " what is all the ancients lost to their beasts" AU)
Bookmarked by fairgroundguts
19 Nov 2025
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Another little droplet lands on his face, this time on his eyelid, prompting his closed eyes to flutter hesitantly. Finally, he opens his eyes and gives his attacker a curious look. They're.. crying?
Liquid sadness drips down his cheeks, but he still hasn't wiped it off, still hasn't shoved this cookie away from himself. The fount just hangs there, limply, like a puppet with cut strings. Cold resolve and heartbreaking sadness push and pull at the assassin's face like a particularly harsh riptide.
"You deserve this," the cookie grits out angrily, yet despite the harsh glare sent his way, the fount feels as if this cookie is trying to convince himself more than he's trying to convince his victim. "So why..." The assassin breathes, his voice cracking. "Why can't I do this?"OR
Displaced in the timeline, Fortune Teller Cookie immediately tries to cut out the beast of deceit at his roots, before the virtue has the chance to corrupt, and cause so much suffering. Fortune Teller quickly finds that he cannot take an innocent life. When the moment comes, there is no bloodshed, only tears.
Bookmarked by fairgroundguts
15 Nov 2025
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Don't Bite Off More Than You Can Swallow by Rabbit_With_Socks
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Sep 2025
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The cravings have gotten so intense ever since Shadow Milk started hanging around more often. It's just as bad as it had been when he was with White Lily at the Academy, if not worse. Obviously he couldn’t act on these desires. So he dealt with it the only way he knew how, he ignored the hell out of it.
Sure, sometimes the mere idea of holding his bluebird close, and pulling aside that frilly little collar kept him up at night. Sure, sometimes he snuck off to the castle's hospital wing and snagged one or two teeny tiny little bags of donated blood, but it was fine. Until it wasn't fine.
Obviously he hadn't ever intended for the object of his desires to find out.Or
Pure Vanilla, a vampire, has starved himself for centuries, living only off of what was strictly necessary. It's difficult, but he's gotten extremely good at controlling his urges. Until a certain blue jester shows up in the vanilla castle, casually flaunting his bare neck, and unintentionally driving the poor vampire up the wall with hunger. Pure Vanilla's secret is not a secret for very much longer.
Bookmarked by fairgroundguts
12 Nov 2025