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1. KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS by mercurialMalcontent

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

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   • Complete Work

   17 Feb 2012

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   • Karkat Vantas
   • Xenobiology
   • Where grubs come from
   • the flapcreatures and the buzzbeasts

   Summary

   IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.

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