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    Do you happen to know any urban legends? The stories that seem too good to be true? Stories that shock you, scandalize, entertain you after another long day of routine. Stories that return to you at night as you’re lying in your berth and staring at the ceiling, sleeplessly reconsidering them, analysing, doubting, unnerving yourself… Are they real or not?… Are they bound to happen to you or not?

    Shall you ask Skyfire about his friend’s horrible demise (possibly due to finding a dead turborat in his energon fries) first thing in the morning? Or pester Ratchet about chances of catching cosmic rust from eating solely red energon goodies if some convoluted conditions are met? Demand reports from Jazz and Prowl detailing how often mechs discover severed hooks dangling from their doors after returning from their local Lovers’ Lane and what exactly was determined by investigators in each of these cases? Fire-breathing dragons, skeletal avian monsters living inside asteroids being simultaneously their home, egg and dinner, or giant purple griffins are real, after all, then how other things are not?

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