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1. Cause of Death: Sass by coldishcase

   Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jun 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Asajj Ventress
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
   • Dooku & Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Anakin Skywalker
   • Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious
   • Grievous | Qymaen jai Sheelal
   • Dooku | Darth Tyranus
   • Asajj Ventress
   • Pre Vizsla
   • Darth Maul
   • Ahsoka Tano
   • Mace Windu
   • CT-7567 | Rex
   • fake death
   • asassination attempt
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi has a lot of enemies
   • like a lot
   • it's a good thing they don't all play nice with each other
   • Sassy Obi-Wan
   • canon typical snark
   • Crack Taken Seriously
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi has never once given a single fuck in his life
   • Obi-Wan may have a death wish
   • Major injury to a main character
   • ambiguous ending
   • no edits I post all this in one massive chunk
   • We Die Like Men
   • death to Palpatine
   • Anakin is just super awesome
   • He just wanted a hug from his big bro that's all
   • Obi-Wan doesn't know when to stop flirting
   • character goes temporarily mute
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Obi-Wan has Beskar bracers fight me
   • Obi-Wan's enemies don't know whether they wanna kill or be him
   • Darth Sidious' massive hate boner for Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • the ships are kinda backgrounds stuff
   • Crack
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Obi-Wan gets two fake funerals

   Summary

   Based off this incorrect quote

   General Grievous: HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO DESTROYING KENOBI?! MY ARCH NEMESIS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

   Maul: Wait- I thought I was his Arch Nemesis?

   Pre Vizsla: I think I'm his arch nemesis

   Ventress: It's more past memories, but same here.

   Dooku: Aren't I his arch nemesis or...?

   Grievous: you know what, we're all just gonna go ask him.

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