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EarJack's Jams: Episode One
1A Tumblr tag ft Anon and Shouto
[Earphone Jack]: Hey everyone, and welcome to the first episode of the EarJack's Jams podcast! I'm Earphone Jack, or Jirou Kyouka, and today I'm joined by two of my classmates; Todoroki Shouto, also known as the hero Shouto, and Izuku, also known as That One Hero: Anonymous! Welcome!
[Anon]: Thanks for inviting us Jirou!
[Shouto]: What he said.
[Earphone Jack]: Today, to kick this podcast off with a bang, we'll be looking through the "1A" Tumblr tag, and our Tumblr tags. We will, however, be avoiding Momo's and Tsuyu's as people seem to forget they're minors.
[Anon]: I'm scared.
[Shouto]: I avoid that fu- stupid app like the plague.
[Earphone Jack]: opens up the website on her laptop, and types something in.
[Earphone Jack]: Wow. There are a lot of people who ship you two...
[Anon]: laughing, unintelligible talking
[Shouto]: that comes up just typing "1A"?
[Earphone Jack]: yep. She searches something else. Here's the Todoizu tag. Rumour is that it's run by someone in our class.
[Anon]: oh my God, who? And how did you find out?
[Earphone Jack]: Take a guess.
[Anon]: Hagakure or Ashido. And you found out because "girl stuff"?
[Earphone Jack]: well duh? I thought you were meant to be smart Izu? She leans over and ruffles his hair.
[Anon]: Jirouu~
[Earphone Jack]: first names, squirt. You too Gay disaster.
[Shouto]: Did- did you just call me gay fucking disaster??
[Earphone Jack]: yep. And I will continue to do so until you let me call you Shouto.
[Anon]: I mean... Where's the lie Shou?
[Shouto]: fiiine
[Earphone Jack]: Great! Ooo... Shouto, there's a whole tag about roasting your dad! Started by......... Hawks! She bursts into laughter
[Anon]: pfffft... Sorry Present Mic! Hawks is now my favourite hero, oh my God!
[Shouto]: Back off Hawks. The title "president of Endeavour hate" belongs to me.
[Earphone Jack]: oh my God...
[Anon]: Kyouka?
[Earphone Jack]: There's an article here... About a "Todoroki Touya"?
[Shouto]: He snatches the laptop from Earphone Jack. What?!
Cuts to the same set, but Shouto's missing, leaving just Anonymous and Earphone Jack.
[Anon]: Well that was... Something?
[Earphone Jack]: Ahem... Sorry for that, but due to... Reasons... Shouto had to leave early. We'll still be continuing through the tag though, so keep listening, or watching if you're on YouTube!
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