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1. The Epic Saga of Chicken by Blue_Sparkle, InjaYDdraig, slimygreenfrog, tiny_freakin_head

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Feb 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dwalin/Nori
   • Nori & Chicken
   • Dwalin & Chicken
   • Dwalin
   • Nori
   • Chicken of Awesome
   • this is the silliest story I've ever written
   • shhh just click it
   • it's funny
   • Crack
   • well all three of us rather
   • such wonderful crack
   • chicken POV

   Summary

   This all started with an half remembered quote from Jed Brophy about Nori stealing Dwalin's chicken. Then Blue_Sparkle added that the chicken must have been Dwalin's pet, and then something short-circuited in my brain...

   Come in and read about the awesome adventures of Chicken, the bestest chicken in the world!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,954

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   76

   Kudos:

   225

   Bookmarks:

   32

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