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1. Put On A Funny Hat And Let's Do This Thing by toffeecape

   Fandoms: The Exorcist (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Feb 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Marcus Keane/Tomas Ortega
   • Marcus Keane
   • Tomas Ortega
   • Devon Bennett
   • Mouse (The Exorcist)
   • Original Characters
   • Minor Characters
   • God
   • Verity
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Courtship
   • Demonic Possession
   • Alternate Universe - Post-Canon
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • Roman Catholicism
   • Drunkenness
   • Exorcisms
   • Verbal Abuse
   • Psychic Abilities
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Virginity
   • Kissing
   • Age Difference
   • Grinding
   • Erections
   • Frottage
   • Hand & Finger Kink
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Coming In Pants
   • Touch-Starved
   • Nipple Play
   • Praise Kink
   • Oral Fixation
   • Dancing
   • Shower Sex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Hand Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Family Feels
   • Blasphemy
   • Heresy
   • temporary disability
   • Demons
   • Lingerie
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Wedding Fluff
   • Wedding Night
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Unsafe Sex
   • Underwater Sex
   • Dry Orgasm
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • lucha libre - Freeform
   • Rimming
   • Deepthroating
   • Kitchen Sex

   Summary

   NARRATOR: Tomas Ortega has two choices: stop being a priest, or let someone else enter into a green card marriage with Marcus Kea-
   TOMAS: Everybody get in the truck, I’m marrying Marcus.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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