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"Come on, when will all of this rain go away?!" Denki exclaims. Shinsou chuckles raspy as he tips Denki's desk and kisses him on the nose. "Keep the PDA to a minimum please, Shenki is not excused. I don't care if you are my son, respect the rules. Unless you are pissing someone off, then go ahead." Aizawa sighs as he somehow buries himself deeper into his sleeping bag. Denki blushes bright red as Shinsou looked like he accomplished something. Everyone cracked up laughing as they watched the events unfold. "You guys think its funny then, make a 10 slide presentation on the do's and don'ts in class, make sure to have different topics," Aizawa says with his signature smile before he collapses into the ground in a heap of limbs and fabric to sleep.
Everyone stays still for a minute, "Did you just use a ship name?" Jirou asks, blinking her eyes in confusion. Everyone slowly started to realize what he said before Aizawa used his quirk and gotten everyone to quickly pull out their laptops and get to work. Shinsou sighs as Denki scrambles to get his laptop out and Piku Headphones out to listen to music. Shinsou begrudgingly pulled out his Aizawa themed laptop with matching headphones before signing on. He couldn't help but smirk as a message popped up from his second favorite person.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: hey
Shinsou lets out a silent chuckle as he realized that he is not alone in the suffering of the teachings of Aizawa. Well, apart from the class of course.
sleepisforthedead: hey
carmelappledippedinchocolate: what is happening in class?
sleepisforthedead: everyone is working on a 10 slide presentation
carmelappledippedinchocolate: ...
carmelappledippedinchocolate: how much you want to bet that half of them are fucking off?
sleepisforthedead: ass, you know that is more than the entire class
carmelappledippedinchocolate: and you're doing what?
sleepisforthedead: fuck you
carmelappledippedinchocolate: no thanks, I'll let your Sunshine handle that
Shinsou goes bright red at what he was implying.
sleepisforthedead: and where are you????
carmelappledippedinchocolate: ...
carmelappledippedinchocolate: nowhere???
sleepisforthedead: is it illegal??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: no, but it will be banned from school after what I do
Shinsou shifts in his seat slightly, whatever he has planned, it is not good. And most likely is illegal and would have the police called on them again.
"You better be typing your presentation Shinsou," Aizawa says as he glares at Shinsou. Shinsou all but nods his head yes before he sent a quick text and gotten started on his presentation. It wasn't even 10 minutes into the class period before he trailed from his assignment and started to look at cat vines and memes. He heard a familiar ping in his Eraserhead themed headphones. He stops what he is doing and went back to the chat he has pulled up.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: when I was
sleepisforthedead: a young boy
carmelappledippedinchocolate: my father
sleepisforthedead: tried to fucking rape me
carmelappledippedinchocolate: and leave me for dead
Shinsou couldn't help but chuckle out loud at how emo he really was. He quickly shut up though, his dad can really give a glare! He went back to his assignment, but nearly has a heart attack when he realized his presentation is nothing but cat memes and vines.
sleepisforthedead: SHIT! Dude, got to go for a while, got to half-ass something again
carmelappledippedinchocolate: lmao, been looking at cat memes and vines again???
Shinsou ignored him as he started his presentation about something from the handbook about cats. After 10 minutes, he finally got everything down when he was messaged.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: what does Endeavor remind you of?
sleepisforthedead: I don't know, a flaming pile of trash. why??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: I remember when I was little, there was this thing that reminded me of him
Before Shinsou could help him figure it out, Aizawa called for all computers to be put up in the front for everyone to see their mistakes. He gulped when he hoped that his presentation wouldn't get him in trouble again. He was starting to think he had a problem when he remembered Aizawa was starting to collect computers. Grudgingly, he puts his computer besides Denki's and makes his way back to his seat. Aizawa pulled out the projector and hooked all the computers up to his before he closed the windows. Shinsou could only pray that whatever being is up there would have mercy on him and give him a chance to live longer that no messages popped up. Aizawa turned off the lights as the projector turned on showing the first computer. Right when Aizawa was about to start the presentation up, Yamada walked in. "YO, YOUNG LISTENERS! Have any of you seen Midoriya, he was supposed to help me with some paperwork." Yamada says as he draped his body over Aizawa.
Aizawa and Yamada have been together for a few years now, so nothing surprised them when Yamada started to be more cuddly towards Aizawa. Aizawa visibly relaxes, "No, but I am about to watch the faces of 19 students fear me as I go over their assignment. Do you want to join, kitten?" Yamada went bright red when Aizawa said this and slowly nodded his head yes as he sat on Aizawa's lap. Before anyone could comprehend what happened, Aizawa started the presentations.
The first computer to be looked at was obviously Aoyama's. His laptop was completely covered in pink glitter. He did his presentation about the school dress code and how he thinks there needs to be more glitter involved. Next was Jirou's who's laptop looked like a DJ's computer. She did her presentation on the music class and how she thinks they should add more culture from different countries into the program. Shinsou tried to pay attention, he really did. His friends worked so hard on their presentations, but he couldn't bring himself to pay attention. Not with his chat still opened up.
Shinsou looked up just in time to see Aizawa finishing Denki's laptop, which was pokemon themed before he turned to his Eraserhead laptop. Aizawa and Yamada looked prideful as they gotten to that computer, knowing who it belonged to. But it was short lived as he pulled up his chat up. Aizawa glared at Shinsou as he sunk further into his seat. "I thought I told you-"
Aizawa was cut off by a ping.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: ENDEAVOR IS A PINK, BURNT DILDO ON FIRE!!!!
That sent everyone into another roar of laughter as Aizawa and Yamada was trying not to laugh himself. Shinsou looked back and saw Todoroki laughing as well. When he turned back to look at the screen, he saw that he sent another text.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: how in the bloody hell did Shouto come from that fire prick Endeavor??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: I mean seriously, how can that fucking god come from that burnt pink dildo???
"Oh my god!" Ochako exclaims as she doubles over to hold her sides.
"Who is that?!" Bakugou cackled.
"Oh my god Moon, you got to tell me who that is!" Denki exclaims as he lays half of his body on his desk. Before he could speak, there were several more pings coming from his computer.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: if I am a caramel apple dipped in chocolate and Shouto is a Fucking God, who would everyone else be??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: cause Denki is your Sunshine and you are Moon, still the best couple names in the history of couple names BTW
"Awe! I'm your Sunshine?" Denki exclaims as he hops over Shinsou's desk and gave him a big kiss. "I SAID NO PDA, NOT EVEN FOR SHENKI!" Aizawa exclaims. But his threat was ignored as there was another ping.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: and Kirishima would either be The Rock or get hard
Kirishima choked on his spit as Bakugou looked like he was proud of something. Before anyone could ask, there was another series of pings.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: and then Jirou would be Rocking Lesbian
carmelappledippedinchocolate: and Momo would be Momo Mia
"Holy crab cakes, Momo Mia!" Ashido cackles as she leans back with her laughing fit. Shinsou looks around and saw that everyone was enjoying the spam of texts.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Ayoma would be Glitter Face
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Aizawa would be Dadzawa
carmelappledippedinchocolate: All Might would be Dad Might
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Midnight would be Momnight
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Ya know, she would be the best mom ever. You could party all you want, and she would more or less bail you out and congrats you for losing your virginity.
"FUCKING TRUTH!" Yamada and Aizawa cackled as they held each other up. Shinsou let out a few chuckles as he remembered how his fathers became.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Ochako would be Skinny Floatie
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Kaa-chan would more or less be McSplody, ExSplody, or be get fucked
By the time everyone read that last text, they were on the floor. "THAT WAS IZUKU?!" Everyone screams. Shinsou couldn't help but laugh as everyone was trying to figure out what the fuck happened.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: do you think Shouto's quirk affects his dick???
Shouto was heard choking on his spit as Izuku continued.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: cause like, why wouldn't it???
carmelappledippedinchocolate: Idk man, I want to confess to him and tell him how much I love him but I feel that he would reject me
carmelappledippedinchocolate: I wish he would give me anything!
carmelappledippedinchocolate: I mean, have you seen his ass?!
carmelappledippedinchocolate: His ass is fucking amazing!!! and he is like, the fucking definition of being hot and cold at the same time
carmelappledippedinchocolate: cause your hot then your cold
carmelappledippedinchocolate:...???
carmelappledippedinchocolate: dude, why won't you answer??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: crap, are you doing the presentations now??
carmelappledippedinchocolate: OH! By the way, bring the class and swing by the front of the dorms, I finished what I was doing.
carmelappledippedinchocolate: be sure to follow the sounds of kids suffering
c armelappledippedinchocolate has logged off...
"Holy shit I hope he did nothing illegal again." Shinsou sighs as he got up holding a wild Denki. Everyone was still frozen on the ground by the time Shinsou was out of the door. He popped his head back in, "You guys coming, or am I leaving everyone here?" This was apparently enough to knock everyone out of their trance as everyone, including Aizawa and Yamada, started to follow Shinsou and Denki. Their track was a long one as they dreaded what Izuku meant "be sure to follow the sounds of kids suffering".
Even for Izuku, that was dark. So they continued to walk, eventually walking into All Might, Midnight, and for some reason Endeavor. Shouto glared at him as everyone raised their guard up, after hearing about what happened to Shouto's past, no one respected that man in UA. "What are you doing here Endeavor." All Might says with disgust as the teachers corralled all of the students into a huddle, in case something happens, and gotten into defense positions. "Why should I tell you?"
"If you don't, Mama Bunny is going to be reeeeeeeeaaal mad!"