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"THE DRESS IS GOLD AND WHITE!"
"NO, THE DRESS IS BLACK AND BLUE!"
"IDIOTS! THE DRESS IS BLACK AND GREY!"
Izuku did not expect himself to wake up at such an argument, but he could already feel the headache that is about to come with. 'Now I know how Dadzawa feels when he deals with our class.' He thought as he begrudgingly got out of bed and went to the crib located in the room. Izuku couldn't help the smile of pride that wounded upon his face when he saw the baby cooing up to him.
"Awe, did the awful screaming wake you up too? Don't worry, Papa Bunny is here Yuri." Izuku coos as he picks the baby up and did his morning routine. After getting ready for the day, he dressed Yuri up in an All Might onesie as he put on a tight, white muscle shirt with ripped jeans. After putting their shoes on, they were both ready to head downstairs to see what the commotion was this time around.
When the duo finally got to the bottom of the stairs, Izuku's jaw slacked. The couches were gone from the living room and the dining table replaced the missing couches. Nobody was to be seen as Izuku slowly made his way down the stairs. "What in the name of All Might-" He was cut off when a loud explosion shook the building, "YOU DANG IDIOTS NEED TO LEARN WHAT COLORS ARE, THE DRESS IS BLACK AND GREY!"
The scream was undeniably Bakugou as some more screams followed. 'I'm so glad the dorms didn't come down like last time- Wait, did he say the dress?!' Panic swelled in Izuku as he held Yuri close to him and made a mad dash outside. Izuku stopped in his tracks as soon as he made it outside. His mouth dropped as he saw Kirishima trying to hold Bakugou off with his quirk, Todoroki trying to calm the kids- 'Where in the ever loving All Inko did the kids come from?!'- as the kids were trying to use their quirks to throw stuff, and all of Class 1-A was arguing with each other.
"You fools, the dress is gold and white!" Uraraka screams as Mina, Jirou, Sero, Momo, and Selenia hollers in agreement. To his right, Todoroki was trying to hold off all the kids with a wall of ice. "Idiots, the dress is black and blue!" Kari screams as Shouji, Tokayami, Shinsou, Kaminari, Yuna, Akina, Aiya, Aoyama, and Anka hollers back in support. Poor Iida, Tsu, Ojiro, Kouda, and Satou was trying to solve the problem but was failing miserably. Sighing in disappointment that only a father can reach, "ENOUGH!" Everyone turned their way towards a very angry looking green head holding a baby on his hip.
"Someone better start speaking or so help me, all of you will be cleaning the bathrooms after Kaachan's spicy meatloaf night." Izuku threatened as he sent a dangerous aurora out. Todoroki was the first to act as he quickly grabs Yuri and tries to calm Izuku down. "Calm down Izuku, Kari started it when we were discussing memes. It's all over now and we have it handled thanks to you, so please calm down and breath."
Izuku follows his instructions and is instantly calmed down. "Are we gonna ignore the fact that Shouto called Midoriya by his given name?" Jirou questioned. "Okay Kari, why did you start this madness," Izuku says sternly as he turns towards the girl, completely ignoring Jirou's question and the confused stares. The girl was no more than 13 standing as tall as Jirou and looking like she had somewhere else to be. She was wearing a black shirt with The Shining movie poster on the front and ripped black jeans to compliment her black combat boots. "Tch, Papa Bunny these idiots need to learn the freaking rainbow. The dress is obviously Black and Blue, right?" Kari says as she flicks her black, short hair out of her face.
"I told you already, it does not matter. It is just a piece of fabric someone created to make a lot of people mad. Please, let's drop this nonsense and take everything back inside. I'll make my famous cookies and brownies if you actually listen to me!~" Shouto exclaims as he pushes his long hair out of his face. Izuku couldn't help but chuckle as all the kids hurriedly begin dragging everything back in. "Haven't I told you how much I love your control over the kids?" Izuku coos slightly as he cozy up to Shouto and child.
"You guys still have a lot of explaining to do."
It was silent, only the sound of kids munching on cookies and brownies were heard throughout the common room. Izuku and Shouto finally put Yuri to sleep as they sat on the couch and gotten looks from everyone in Class 1-A. "When are you going to tell them, they aren't going to guess right anytime soon." Bakugou broke the silence. All at once, someone started to throw brownies at someone at started to scream "THE DRESS IS BLACK AND BLUE!" at the same time the entire class started to break down into their own conversations. Everyone was getting louder and louder to where Yuri started crying from upstairs. Shouto was the first to act as he rushed upstairs to tend to the child. Izuku launched into action and grabbed some of Sero's tape and started to wrap it around the Black and Blue team. He then gave the deadliest glare he could to the class to shut them up. "You woke Yuri up. I told you to drop the stupid incident because I do not want to repay for another building you guys demolished. So someone better speak up about who started what or else all of you will be taking care of the animals. And I mean all of them."
Nobody spoke up, too afraid of the punishment of actually confessing. Shouto finally came back downstairs holding Yuri, finally calmed down, head tucked under his shirt again. Jirou and everyone else gave him a weird look as he stood by Izuku's side. Izuku sighs as he slowly relaxes at the sight, "I'm sorry everyone, but I can't take another Dress Fiasco again. Please either drop it or take it outside, just don't bother anyone." Izuku stretches his arms and slowly turned to Shouto and pulls them both in a snuggle/hug. "And until you can sort this stuff out, no one will get any answers and all of you will be left in the dark." Shouto made final as he brought Izuku and child upstairs to calm down. "Welp! All of you screwed up, now fix it." Everyone's attention immediately directed to Bakugou picking up Kirishima and dragging him out.
It was silent for a few moments before the true war started, "THIS MEANS WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
Shouto and Izuku resided into Izuku's room as all of Yuri's stuff was in there. "Did you hear something?" Shouto asks as he looks around after he sets Yuri down. "Something about war? I just hope those idiots down there can sort everything out." Izuku sighs as he flops down on his bed. Yuri yawned and curled up towards the All Might plushie in the crib before Shouto turned towards Izuku. "You know how they are, let's just hope their little war is in the yard this time."
Shouto slowly made his way over towards Izuku and sat down beside him on the bed. "Don't worry, everything will get better. Just you wait and see, I bet they are doing something productive right now!" Shouto says softly as he started to run his fingers through his hair. Izuku sighs as he leans his head into his hands, enjoying the perfect mixture of hot and cold. "I hope so, I don't know how much more of "The Dress" I can take before I snap completely." Izuku hums as he snuggled into Shouto's legs.
"I still say you two are secretly a married couple." Jirou says, making both boys jump from their stupider to look at her. Jirou was standing in the middle of the door way with a guilty-looking Kari behind her. "By the way, one of your gremlins started to make everyone fight again." Jirou says as she shoves Kari forward and walks out. "So, when are you going to tell them?" Kari asks innocently. She immediately shuts up and stands straighter (As straight as she can anyways) as they looked at her with the 'parent' look.
"You started all of this because?" Izuku drug out as he sits up and leans into Shouto's fire side. "I wanted something." Kari bites out. "And what is that sweetheart?" Shouto says this time as he stands up and goes to check on Yuri. "I wanted....." Kari cut off as she shifted from foot-to-foot, but refused to do anything else. Concerned, Shouto passed Yuri towards Izuku and slowly walked up to her and pulled her into a hug. "You know you can tell us anything. There is no reason to go to such extremes to get our attentions." Shouto says kindly as he slowly strokes her short hair.
"How do you ask someone out?" Kari blurted as she hid her face in Shouto's chest. He visibly tenses and gave a sideways glance towards Izuku before he turns his way towards the embarrassed girl. "What did you say?" Izuku asks in a monotone voice. Shouto on the other hand, couldn't help but be ecstatic, "Who is he, or is it she? Are they good to you, do they know you already, are they getting into any trouble, do we need to have-" Kari cut Shouto off by shoving her hand into his mouth, "NO, I JUST WANT TO ASK YUNA OUT!" There was a sound of silence before a small voice was heard,
"What?"
To be Continued next chapter, "Alpha, Omega, or Beta"
A picture of the Dress in different lighting to help you guys know what is going on with that. Will work on a book for the OC's later and have pictures thanks to aestheticmemeprince. I have over 30 OC's I'm working on and will try and have the main ones done shortly. PS, sorry for the lateness and how long it took to get this out here. But, like I said, I am making 30 OC's and they will be in my stories from now on because I am not making up another OC to fit in a story again.
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