19 Works by yellowstonewolves

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    On a business trip, Jesper finally worked up the nerve to dip a toe into the kink scene, and he even scored a date with a gorgeous, funny Dom—so obviously he fucks it all up.

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    "Some days Wyll Ravengard sees himself as a twenty-four-year-old man, roadworn but not too bitter, well-read or at least well listened, and helpful when he gets the chance to be. Sometimes he sees himself as a seventeen-year-old boy, begging for his father’s mercy as a stranger wrenches his wrists behind his back. More and more often, he sees himself as the red-cabbed 80,000-pound semi he inhabits for at least ten hours a day."

    (The life of an over-the-road trucker isn’t easy, and neither is the life of a monster hunter. Wyll is both. When he comes across Astarion soliciting in a truck stop parking lot, Wyll is sorely tempted to pay for his company. He’ll end up paying for it in more ways than one.)

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    “ Mizora’s wings press up under his skin, every feather a shard of glass. His teeth lock together—but she’s not here, to scrutinize him from the inside out. To tell him what to do, where to start his confession.”

    Wyll prepares to tell Astarion the truth about his past and the circumstances that led him to pact with his angelic patron Mizora

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    “Late at night, when the sound of Shadowheart’s mumbled prayers have faded, he holds it in his hand, soft, curled up like an injured animal. Would it feel good inside somebody? Does it matter? If it did, if it made them tremble and cry out in unparalleled ecstacy, wouldn’t he hear her triumphant giggles in his head? No he resolves, Not tolerating it.

    He feels lighter than he’s felt since the transformation.”

    Mizora changed Wyll’s entire body. Wyll makes an alteration of his own. Astarion notices.

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    “I’m going to do it, you know,” Astarion tells her, as she sips her dandelion tea, looking unimpressed, “I’m going to kill Wyll Ravengard’s baby.”

    Astarion finds himself unexpectedly pregnant. He's sure he wants an abortion, but unsure about whether Wyll will hold it against him. And that, is turns out, is only the beginning of his problems.

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    just kind of an egregious act of irl pda.

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    “So?” Astarion demands, aghast.“They don’t sound like themselves at all.”

    “I’ll grant you that. It’s by a different author, so…”

    “What? Tell me you’re joking.”

    Wyll shakes his head.

    “Well, that shouldn’t be allowed. That’s…you’ve been swindled essentially. Do you remember where you picked that up? Remind me to rob that bookseller blind in revenge.”

    (After a night reading corny erotica to Astarion goes off the rails, Wyll discovers the consequences of using sinister haunted cock cages when he is pulled into a series of dreams wherein a simulacrum of Astarion tries to persuade him into cannibalism in order to get him possessed by a lich.)
    (AU Mashup sequel of the related works, works best if you’ve read both of them)

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    Wyll’s gaze was suspicious, lingering on Astarion’s face, “Pardon me for asking, but do red eyes run in your family? Rare color, for an elf.”

    Astarion snorted, relieved that he had not been caught in a moment of weakness, “Indeed they do.” he said, “Do stone eyes run in yours?”

    Wyll just chuckled, “An elemental somewhere, perhaps, in the Ravengard family tree”

     

    So there's this guy. "The Blade of Frontiers". Wyll Ravengard. Can Astarion make use of the cocky righteous son of a bitch or not? Can he keep all his secrets hidden from the vaunted monster hunter? Might Wyll have some secrets of his own?

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    Astarion is naked, but for a belt around his skinny waist, daggers sheathed on either side of his hips.

    His clothes are hung neatly over a bough at the clearing’s edge.

    He is painted blood red, down to his shoulders, clots tangled in his disheveled hair. The ground around him is littered with carcasses: two squirrels, and an elder boar, the kind that would usually take a whole company of men and dogs to kill. He’s kneeling on the ground, bracing a deer against the trunk of a tree as he drinks from it. It is alive, but it doesn’t struggle. It’s eyes are lidded. It looks anesthetized. Peaceful.

    Astarion moans as he mouths at its tawny hide. One of his hands grips the deer white-knuckled, as if he’s afraid someone will snatch it away. The other aims his erect, pissing cock at the ground.

    (Mizora forces Wyll to watch as Astarion gluts himself on blood to the point of needing to piss, and then continues eating while he goes. It does not disgust Wyll as much as she hoped)

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    “Astarion can’t abide it. He is a sheet thief, an attention hog, a chore shirker. A blood leech,and often too dozily content to bandage the fang wounds, after. Overwilling to spend Wyll’s funds while being thrifty with his own. Must he also be an ungenerous lover?

    Can’t he give while taking? Just one time?

    ‘Give me your cock, I need it.”

    Just a handful of simple words. There are trained seals who could bark that sentence. Even Petras could sell the sentiment convincingly.”

    Astarion tries to live up to the expectations he’s sure Wyll’s erotica collection has left him with (1, 2, 3, 4 fingers to prep and then penis in anus intercourse.) Together, he and Wyll learn that some things are better enjoyed halfway or in reverse.

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    “Wyll let it slide. Because he’s seen a patient’s face crumple after being unnecessarily snapped at. They forget all about it within an hour.
    On the other hand, he’s seen bed sores: tunnels into the black void of body ringed by brackish pus, and bright red inflammation…

    He’s not going to rat on Astarion just for a bubbly, golden-hearted 22 year old to come choke his patient on applesauce instead.

    But that doesn’t mean he has to like him.”

    (Passionate nursing assistant Wyll Ravengard goes from resenting his competent but cantankerous coworker to having the strangest fantasies about him. Meanwhile, Ulder asks Wyll to take care of his stepmother Mizora following her elective hip replacement, unaware
    that she sexually abused Wyll in the past.)

    (read the tags! dd:dne )

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    The child is on Wyll’s mind every second of every day. He remembers the shape of her in the scrying pool at the local hedge witch’s shack, curled in on herself like a sleeping puppy. He remembers Astarion pressing an ear to his abdomen and imitating the sound of her heartbeat in an awed whisper. She’s all he’s ever longed for, the only part of his dread destiny he ever actively wanted to fulfill.

    Astarion is his precious lodestar, his dearest love, but she’s gaining on him day by day. (He tells Astarion this because he expects to find his sour expression adorable. He does.)

    He loves her, and every night he lies awake in a puddle of his own sweat and hopes she will be dead by morning.

    (In an AU where Wyll is Bhaal's former chosen, he becomes pregnant with Astarion's child. Though he wants to keep it at first, he struggles as it becomes clear to him that she's inherited his murder urges.)

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    "He’s transfixed by the sight, too mesmerized to bother checking how upset he’s made his master. He grips the soft fibers, grounding himself against the terrifying thrill as it trickles from him intermittently.
    He was made for this. To be spoiled, to the point of naughtiness. To be given nice things just to defile them."

    (Petplay with sub Astarion acting out and getting spanked. This is a piss fic so dldr)

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    “Mark but this spawn, and mark in this,
    How little that which thou deniest me is;
    I sucked you first, and now suck me,
    And in myself our two bloods mingled be;
    Thou know’st that this cannot be said
    A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,
    Yet this I enjoy before I woo,
    And pampered swell with one blood made of two,
    So what’s a little fumble going to do?”

    (Astarion sloppily plagiarizes a poem (“The Flea”) in his quest to seduce Wyll. He doesn’t expect Wyll’s response to piss him off so badly, but he is soon engaged in a poetical fight to the death. At least, that’s how he sees it.)

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    “I’ll give you what you need, sweet Blade. In exchange for—

    “My soul?”

    “After Mizora’s slobbered all over it?” Astarion makes a big show of gagging, “Absolutely not. I have standards. Your body. Use of your body. No rules and no limits.”

    (Astarion and Wyll roleplay that Wyll is making a deal with an archdevil Astarion, use of his body in exchange for power. Same scene with a different pov each chapter.)

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    “Go on…" Astarion murmurs, trying to ignore the feeling that something is wrong with him, "Let all your lofty principles fall away. You don’t need them now. We’re just two men, two warm bodies. You think too hard, love. You…

    Something is definitely very wrong. There’s a buzzing, almost, in his belly. The muscles in his cock are clenching, though there is no reason for them to be. He pulls away, pressing a hand to the area.

    “Astarion?” Wyll asks, “Are you okay?”

    “No.” He sinks to his knees. “I’m cursed or…or…”

    (Astarion, properly fed, regains the ability to urinate. He realizes this in the middle of trying to seduce Wyll Ravengard.)

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    Everything gets brighter and blurrier, over the next couple of days. He is confused, often. He is angry and inconsolable, and blissfully happy, and his moods shift in a matter of seconds.
    One thing he always feels: so very very fond of her.
    One thing he always knows: he must make her stay.
    (Smutty melodrama wherein Wyll puts a baby in Astarion and he has a great time until he really, really doesn't.)

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    During a lonely, horny night, Astarion gets down in his cups and drunk-writes the best erotic story humanoid-kind has ever read. Wyll has seen nothing yet.

    (An Exquisite Corpse between 8 authors who've taken over Astarion's pen and gave him the gift - or curse - of writing.)

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    “You’re trembling,” he teased.
    The anticipation of his touch, the memory of the nights she’d lain on her back spread bare, inviting his fangs, his hands, his…yes she was trembling and she hoped he couldn’t tell why. “I’m sorry.”
    “Don’t worry,” he purred, and although she could not see the predatory glint in his eye, she could picture it perfectly. “I’ll hold you still.”

     

    Darja’s got a sweetheart! She hasn’t even killed him yet! If only she could stop having horny thoughts about him. If only she hadn’t accidentally beamed a horny fantasy directly into his brain!

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