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    Inej returns from her latest voyage to give Kaz everything she promised in her letters. Kaz works to shed his armor and prove how much he worships her.

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    “You’re not going to come tonight,” Inej promises, licking at his tip.

    He desperately wants more, caught up in the sweet pleasure of her tongue. Futilely, Kaz’s hips thrust upwards, entirely outside of his normally perfect control.

    “Do you agree, treasure of my heart?” Inej prompts.

    Kaz rasps a “yes” and forces his body still.

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    88
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    Wylan's experiments with Ohval's mysterious poison leads to an accident. In his dream he gets everything he wants and everything he feared he'd received.

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    Wylan breaks into a smile. He’s cured! He’s worthwhile again, a true heir to the Van Eck family. He never knew how easy this was to everyone else. Surely he was as stupid as his Father claimed if reading was beyond him before, but now… He could be the man his Father raised him to be and hold his head with pride. He wouldn’t be cast out; now his Father would take him to all the Council parties and into his offices to learn alongside his clerks. All the forbidden places would open their doors to Wylan, including the place in his Father’s heart that had once included his son.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    82
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    8
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    Matthias is unhappy with the plan and Kaz is willing to fight him over it. Their wrestling leads to something more intimate.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    222
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    17
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    3,271
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    Kaz's star is rising too rapidly for Haskell's taste. He decides to call in his lieutenant to remind Kaz who the boss of the Dregs really is.

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    1/1
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    12
    Kudos:
    120
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    11
    Hits:
    1,013
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    Anya receives tickets to a live theater show of Bondman. When Loid and Anya arrive the theater is mysteriously empty... Is it a trap for Twilight?

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    “Welcome to our special one-time-only Bondman stage spectacular!” Boomed an unseen voice from Twilight’s right.
    “Papa! Papa!” Screamed Anya’s voice, likely just behind the announcer.
    “Now, now, little girl. That’s not your Papa! It’s Agent Bondman!” Cajoled the first voice.

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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    95
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    It's Kaz, Inej and Jesper's anniversary but the Scourge of the Seas is away. Will Kaz get the gift he deserves?

    (Yes, he will. It will be sexy and everyone will have a very good time.)

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    “Were you going to tell me about the waffles and snert eventually? Or was waffles and snert going to be your and Inej’s little secret?”

    “Stop. Saying. It.” Kaz says between grit teeth, rhythmically pressing at himself but refusing to undo his trousers.

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    211
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    12
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    3,557
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    With the help of Wylan and Jesper, Inej comes to rescue her man. She finds herself distracted by his outfit.

    Yeah, it's the slave Leia scene from Star Wars. You're welcome/I'm sorry.

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    Comments:
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    16
    Hits:
    4,918
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    Kaz is injured and Inej finds a way to keep him in bed while he heals.

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    14
    Kudos:
    255
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    30
    Hits:
    3,663
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    Kaz puts his fascination with street magicians to use in 5 scenarios.

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    She moved to pick up the handkerchief and continue her polishing, but it had suddenly disappeared from her lap. Puzzled, she looked under one of her legs, then the other.

    “It’s vanished.” She murmured. How could she have lost it so quickly?

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    Comments:
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    581
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    Prequel to "Jesper Stages a Sexy Kidnapping." Kaz decides to be given as a present to Inej at Jesper's urging.

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    "Luckily for Jesper and Wylan, Kaz was willing to do just about anything to make Inej happy. One thing that would make her happy was not eviscerating her friends, so Kaz stifled the urge."

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1,097
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    Six fics created collaboratively!

    Prompts:
    - Kaz takes Matthias to his tailor (fashion) to get his clothes tailored
    - Jesper gives Kaz advice about how to flirt with Inej
    - Nina remembers a client she had at the White Rose
    - A passionate argument between several of the crows over the Best Waffle Topping ft. Kaz or Wylan getting Way Too Invested In Winning
    - Someone accidentally steals a baby and they have to figure out what to do with it (returning it not being a viable option for some reason)
    - Colm Fahey attempting to lecture them on Why Murder Is Bad and ending up having to concede that fine, not always

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    “Jesper,” Inej whispered.
    “Why did you steal a child, Jesper,” Kaz hissed, still rocking the baby.

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    Comments:
    35
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    471
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    4,456
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    Inej is about to sail off on the Wraith without seeing Kaz once. Jesper and Wylan decide to intervene.

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    “And how did this happen?” asks Inej, eyes twinkling with mirth.
    Kaz coughs to clear his throat, but his voice is even raspier than usual, “Jesper called it a ‘Sexy Kidnapping.’”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    4,072
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    Kaz finds himself in the possession of some crude literature while he considers how to confess that he wants to submit to Inej.

    "Every loyal follower of Ghezen knows that there is a natural order to all relations that must be followed. Just as a merchant must care for his employees, each relationship must include a leader who will take care of the one below him. The buyer will care for their loyal purchase and protect them from those who would steal them away."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2,586
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    Bad Things Happen Bingo: #2: Take Me Instead, #4: Chained to the Wall, #6: Rescued While Naked

    Kaz Brekker faces the Darkling again and makes good on his promise to assure Inej's freedom.

    “Grisha are not monsters. We keep our promises,” Kirigan mused, lifting Inej’s head upwards with the sharp of her knife, “What is it you say in Ketterdam? ‘The deal is the deal?’”

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    6,340
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    After Kaz, Inej, and Jesper get interrupted during sex, Jesper eagerly awaits round 2. However, Kaz is too much of an asshole to let it happen.

    “Want to start where we left off?” Inej asked softly.
    Jesper removed his revolvers from his holster, placing them carefully on the desk, then moved his hands to his buckle.
    “No,” Kaz rasped, only slightly louder than a whisper.
    “For Ghezen’s sake,” Jesper started, reaching to reclaim his revolvers.

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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,661
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    Bad Things Happen Bingo #3: Dragged by the Ankle

    Kaz breaks his leg falling from the roof. And then it gets worse.

    "He slams onto the alley floor hard, his left leg taking the brunt of the impact. Sparks fly in front of his eyes and the world grows dark for a moment. His body is in so much pain that his nerves take awhile to even register it, but when it hits him it's the most painful thing he’s ever experienced."

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,087
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    #1 of Bad Things Happen Bingo: Hiding an Injury

    It had been just a scratch, at first. In Kaz’s line of work some amount of knife wounds were inevitable and even the King of the Barrel wasn’t immune.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,371
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    Kaz Rietveld had killed his mother, then his brother. Deemed entirely unsuitable to continue the illustrious legacy of the Rietveld Family, he's sent to fend for himself in the Barrel. Dregs lieutenant Wylan Van Eck decides to take him in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    700
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    Jesper says the wrong thing in bed with Wylan.

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    English
    Words:
    674
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,173
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    After defeating Heleen's newest attempt at a brothel, Kaz finds himself kidnapped and forcefed a potion that makes him feel like he's never felt before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    306
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    6,088

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