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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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- Part 1 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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20 Feb 2026
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As the Strawhat crew comes to find, their newest member, Sanji, flirts with anyone that breathes and walks on two legs... with the notable exception of Zoro, which the rest of the crew finds hilarious.
The impossible thing, though; his flirting actually works.
In which Sanji has game and really sluts up the place and Zoro is Not Amused.
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20 Feb 2026
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No Deadpool Left Behind by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 May 2021
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Spider-Man Bingo 2021 (Prison AU)
When Deadpool gets caught by the Department of Mutant Corrections, Spider-Man didn't intervene. Wracked with guilt, Peter decides something needs to be done, and especially because he knows that the inhibitor collars the D.M.C. uses will eventually kill his best friend.
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- Part 3 of Spider-Man Bingo 2021
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12 Feb 2026
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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01 Feb 2026
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Beasts in Fields of Flowers by sheepishwolfy
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 Oct 2021
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Several decades worth of Geralt and Jaskier traveling, fighting monsters, and generally being too stupid to admit anything to one another. Yennefer keeps it interesting for them.
Or, when you give a bard a knife...
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17 Jan 2026