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    Sam knows that moving in with the guy whose house he cleans once a week--and who he kind of has a crush on--is a terrible idea. But it can't be a worse idea than losing his jobs and moving back in with his parents.

    Probably.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Oh cat smeagol

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    "If we were to run out of food, and had to eat a member of the company – we should eat Pippin. Should we not?” / “Oh, absolutely,” said Gandalf. "In fact, why wait? Let’s save ourselves some time and eat Pippin tonight.” In which the Fellowship have a heated debate, Merry is morbid, and everyone picks on Pippin.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    “I’d eat Gimli before you,” said Merry to Legolas.

    “That’s very kind,” said Legolas.

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    There were very few subjects that got Frodo truly angry. One of them was people dog-earing the pages of his books. This was another. In which Merry brags, Pippin doesn't know when to shut up, Boromir is kind of prudish and Frodo is very angry.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    "You did, you know" - Gandalf getting a kick in for Frodo immediately after diffusing the situation... Lord

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Now Mr Frodo, my eyes aren’t near so pretty." Frodo gives Sam a gift.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    The sun was hot on the back of his neck and the soil was dry and fawn-brown, baked to a fine dust by the heat. It wasn’t good weather to be out working in. It wasn’t good weather for his plants. But there he was, on his knees in the garden, his sleeves rolled up, trying to dig out the dead remains of a rose bush. Sam curses in the garden and Frodo overhears.

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    29 Dec 2025