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“Beatrice” by valeovalairs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
11 Feb 2026
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Bumblebee responded to Dot’s text a moment later: What do you need?
This is going to sound weird, but do you still have that holoform of yours?
The thinking bubble appeared, then disappeared, then reappeared again, going on for some time, the dot dot dot of Bumblebee considering a response.
Yes. Why.
"Oh, thank goodness," she said to herself, relieved. She called him, then, keeping her voice low. "Could you do me a huge favor?"
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Or, Dot REALLY needs an emergency fake babysitter, and she still remembers Bumblebee’s holoform. -
Real Person (Cybertronian) Fiction by valeovalairs
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Bumblebee took that as an opening to snatch the tablet up from the ground. It was a little too small in his servos, so he had to hold it carefully, but slowly he tried to piece together what he was looking at.
He was only more confused when he read the words 'Optimus leaned forward, servos on Megatron's pauldrons and tilting his helm up, and kissed him.'
Bumblebee reset his optics and read that again. Then a third time. He didn't think he was processing those words correctly.
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Or, Hashtag finds RPF of none other than Megatron and Optimus Prime and she ships it hard and makes it everyone’s problem. -
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He craned his head over the nest. Instead of it meeting earth, he found that it was actually the opening to a hole, a sort of tunnel burrowing deep into the ground, aimed downwards in a dip. Shilo leaned forward some more, attempting to catch a glimpse of whatever the nest may be leading to.
Then he lost his balance.
And down fell Shilo.
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Or, a Suckening Alice in Wonderland AU! -
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WD did not consider herself especially brave, but in that moment, she let her hands come up, let them hover, hesitantly, by the sides of Ripley's face. Her palms were so close to cradling her that the tips of her claws just grazed the edge of her jaw. Her mouth was so close to closing the gap.
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Or, late night working and late night unspoken crushes leading to an unspoken of first kiss. -
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The stars are the loudest they've ever been, drumming in her head and drowning out the discord taking place around them. Her hands are hot with a growing pulse of energy, curling and weaving between her fingers, frantic and desperate for a release.
Something is wrong.
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Or, what if Lucia had allowed herself to hurt Everett, let that dark burst of necrotic energy fester?
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Stories about Chip being very undead
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This is my own exploration of the Metacrisis Doctor and Rose, and what their life together might be in that parallel universe. It picks up straight where the show leaves them, on that beach in Norway.
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Bookmarked by valeovalairs
03 Jun 2025
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The Sparkling Commandment by Land_Locked_Martian for final-milf-ratchet
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
06 Feb 2023
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“What do you want, Prime?” Megatron’s voice is deep and static-filled on the other end, as if he had just woken up.
“A sparkling,” Optimus replies truthfully. “And for the Matrix to shut the slag up for 20 minutes.”
There’s a slight pause. “I can shut that thing up for a lot longer than 20 minutes,” Megatron says.
Ah, the Matrix made them frag fic you’ve all been waiting for.
Surprise! I wrote 2! (If you follow me on tumblr, this one was “electric boogaloo”)
Megop gift exchange present for @final-milf-ratchet. Their prompt: “G1, Optimus wants a sparkling, but clearly asking any autobots to sire it would be a misuse of his position, so obviously the only option is to have a thrilling one night stand with Megatron.”
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- Part 1 of Megop exchange 2023
- Part 1 of The Sparkling Commandment
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Bookmarked by valeovalairs
06 Dec 2025
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Lesser Evil by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, this is basically IDW with some Gen One set dressing
28 Oct 2021
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For reasons known only to Primus, the matrix forces Megatron and Optimus to spark bond. Since neither of them are capable of ever giving up, they have to find a way forward through the barrage of feelings they can't control or understand.
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- Part 1 of the land of the living
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- English
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17 Dec 2025
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pull the trigger on the gun (i gave you when we met) by strryeyedlvr
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
14 Apr 2025
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“I didn't realize you two were that serious,” Garcia hums.
This time, Santos takes a pause. What does she mean by that? Does she think—Santos bursts out laughing. “I’m sorry… Dr. Garcia, you think… no, please tell me I’m wrong. You think Whitaker is my boyfriend?”
Or, Dr. Garcia keeps catching Whitaker and Santos together and starts to get the wrong idea.
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- Part 3 of canonverse garcia x santos
Bookmarked by valeovalairs
31 Jan 2026
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Moronic Acid by Chuzilllaa
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
22 May 2023
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In the bright lights of a party in honor of a prevailing peace treaty, all is consumed by noise and cheap high-grade. In a short-lived journey to replenish a pair of drinks, caught amidst a set of familiar faces, one can’t help but wonder.
How much poison does it take to kill a faction leader?
Well, it depends on which one.
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Bookmarked by valeovalairs
29 Jan 2026