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  1. Public Bookmark 89

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    Jabber is a brat who doesn't know when to quit. Zanka is more than happy to teach him.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Jabber hard launching himself on Zanka's instagram before they even got together LMAOOO ik he was pissed

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    An easy trip, a job that would have them home by dinner time, what a load of shit. If Zanka had known he’d be stuck in his home district overnight he would have kept his ass back at Headquarters. He had every intention to pick up the items on Semiu’s list, a few personal snacks, ingredients and spices he couldn't find anywhere else, and leave but now he had no choice but to stay. A trash storm had made its way to the Kamutari District.

    In which Follo and Zanka spend the night at an onsen.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    follozan will always get me. author does a beautiful job of portraying their dynamic, will have to read all their works

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    His first summer at the Cleaners Headquarters had been a rude awakening. The smog that encapsulated the desert trapped dry heat that left his sheets drenched in sweat every morning. He was permanently flushed, the highs of his cheeks and tips of his ears an ever present pink. The absolute worst symptom of the summer was the nosebleeds.

    In which Follo has some explicit thoughts about a certain Cleaners actions.

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    06 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Are you into me? Cause that’s what I’m reading. I feel it, the…” Jabber gestures wildly with his hands. “The feeling. Y’know what I’m saying.”

    Never in his life has Zanka been struck more dumb.

    “Oh, come on, man!” Jabber shrieks, desperation seeping into his voice. “The feeling! You’ve been around the block, haven’t you? You come all the way out here, light a fire for me, stare at me while I eat…”

    “I think… you’re experiencing indigestion.” Zanka deflects weakly.

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    05 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wow wow wow wow wow. peak janka

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

    *Second chapter is a sequel of their first date from Jabber's POV

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    30 Jan 2026