usali
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Survival the Bakushin’s Cooking by usali
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
20 Aug 2025
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For some very fucked up reason, there’s a challenge where the Umamusume who can endure eating the entirety of Bakushin’s cooking gets rewarded with… a mystery prize! Only the bravest who believe that they can handle some horrific cooking will participate.
Who lives? Who dies? Good question.
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Order in the Court by sukiren (usali)
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fire Emblem Series
29 Apr 2025
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After a horrific attempt at escaping the authorities (and failing. MISERABLY), Ritsuka, Dante, James Moriarty, and Jeanne all find themselves being forced to go to court for having ties to some kid named Rune and apparently making meth. Or whatever.
It wouldn’t be much of problem. Except that there’s no Phoenix Wright in the court, Dante becomes Ritsuka’s lawyer. Not to mention the court is breaking every law a court should have.
Will Ritsuka get the death sentence? Probably.
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Returning to Open Hands by dr pisser (usali)
Fandoms: Vocaloid, UTAU (Audio Database), Ancient History RPF, Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF, VOICEROID
28 Mar 2025
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48 BC. Teto finds herself returning back to Miku after switching sides from Yuzuki’s side. She expects Miku to treat her coldly.
Yet she doesn’t. Teto doesn’t understand why, but she does understand one thing.
It’ll bite Miku in the ass. One way or another.
Series
- Part 1 of Vocaloid: Ancient Rome Edition
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 440
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 57
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And These Hands… by dr pisser (usali)
Fandoms: Orlando Furioso - Ludovico Ariosto, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
23 Jan 2025
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Ruggiero is invited by a mysterious knight to duel. What he doesn’t know is how much he’s about to lose from it.
Or the fanfic where Canto XXXVI happens but instead of reconciling Bradamante dies.
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Fate/AMERICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (I need fucking help) by sukiren (usali)
Fandoms: Historical RPF, America (FUCK YEAH), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Political RPF - US 21st c.
13 Nov 2024
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America, 2024. Election Day is only three months away. Joe Biden trusts Kamala to a catalyst to summon Heroic Spirits of the American Holy Grail War to stop bitchy Trump once and for all. Will Kam beat Donald’s ass, or will she mega fail and die when she’s killed?
yes I made this with very little thought
Series
- Part 3 of Random Crack I Made
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Vocaloid: Ancient Rome Edition by dr pisser (usali)
Fandom Ancient History RPF, Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF, UTAU (Audio Database), Vocaloid, VOICEROID
28 Mar 2025
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Vocaloid but it’s Ancient Rome. You’ve read the title…
- Words:
- 440
- Works:
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Random Crack I Made by sukiren (usali)
Fandom America (FUCK YEAH), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Historical RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
13 Nov 2024
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Its just random crack I ended up creating, since I gave up my seriousness career (or most of it)
- Words:
- 4,936
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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valses nobles et sentimentales by airblue
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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Orfevre says something, but Shion’s ears are ringing. She doesn’t hear. Her inflection was relatively emotionless as always, so that offers no insight.
Shion just starts laughing, delirious. “You make me sick.” Her heart beats out of tempo, odd palpitations that make her feel panicky. Bile forces its way up her esophagus. Not enough to really vomit, but enough to feel it hot and sour and stinging when she swallows. With trembling fingers, she grabs Orfevre’s face—just to have her in her hands, to feel that facsimile of power. The untouchable king, brought to helplessness.
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Fakers' Symphony by DrainGangz
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Zero, ロード・エルメロイⅡ世の事件簿 - 三田誠 | Lord El-Melloi II Case Files - Sanda Makoto
24 Jul 2025
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A collection of one shots centered around the relationship of Emiya (Archer) and Hephaestion (Pretender)/Iskandar's Shadow/Faker.
Expect a lot of sarcasm, MORE sarcasm, a bit of fluff here and there, some angst, and too many words that should've been left unspoken between the two of them.
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Nil just betrayed Alear and has captured her! What will happen now?! Will love save the day, or will Alear's brain rot out her ears because Sombron had the most vile movie collection ever put to video?
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Am I going crazy? Will I ever know? by K_ai_Denise
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer
07 Sep 2025
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In which Odysseus gets blessed (or cursed- which way you look at the situation and who you talk to) by some mysterious entity (which he doesn’t remember) at the end of the Trojan war. This causes several issues, one of which is that when Odysseus dies, the time resets a certain amount. The second issue is that while he may not remember the time loop, how he died or if he died, anyone and everyone else who witnesses it sure does.
Surely these issues are manageable and won't spiral out of control.
Surely this won't go wrong in many ways.
Or, watch as Odysseus’s crew (with some help) try and get him home without going insane.
Inspired by time loop prompts, angst and finally giving into the voices in my head and thoughts.
Series
- Part 1 of A bit of everything all of the time
Bookmarked by dr pisser (usali)
15 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭 DAWG CANT BE ODY IN THIS WORLD
also so fucking awesome I think I’m gonna re-enter my time loop era
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The Pain of a Wish by WaywardTraveler90
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order
04 Feb 2025
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Johanna and Kōnstantînos spend the night together.