uriel9158
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After getting kicked out of his parents’ house, Bernard joined a sketchy company to do sketchy things (or maybe not sketchy? He wasn't really sure) and immediately landed a sketchy client who wanted… not-sketchy things. Look, this was a very confusing time for Bernard.
Meanwhile, Tim was overworked, touch-starved, and had just discovered some sketchy escort company about as old as Alfred. In his sleep-deprived haze, he hired Bernard to figure out what the hell was really up with this "Children of Dionysus" group- just for intel, of course, nothing else.
Things kind of derail from there.
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What the Fuck is Wrong With Our Professors!? by uriel9158
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Jan 2026
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“Professor Drake, would you care to tell us where you spleen is located?”
“Probably in a jar somewhere."
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Bernard and Tim end up teaching at the same University. A video of their interaction goes viral, and suddenly, the entire internet ships it. The student body ships it as well, so they go snooping around their professors' personal lives. They end up snooping a little too much, though, and suddenly the whole thing is spiraling out of control. Meanwhile, Bernard and Tim are idiots.
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After his dad took away Robin, Tim wished upon a star to get his mantle back.
He should've been more specific about what kind of Robin he wanted to be.
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5 Times Jack Drake Stole Batman's Kids (+1 Time Batman Stole Jack Drake) by uriel9158
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Jan 2026
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Wayne opened his mouth, fists tightening at his sides. “Jack, you think showing up now makes you a father? He’s fifteen! He’s been living practically his whole life without you–”
“My son died twelve years ago! I held his corpse in my arms! And now… now this archaic creature, it looks like him. Acts like him. So, I don’t care that technically he’s not Tim. He’s my family. My son. He’s all I have left, Bruce."
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- Part 1 of Eldritch Tim
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Why on God’s Green Earth Would that be the Plan? by bluepowerade
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
04 May 2025
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When the Justice League suspects Lex Luthor is starting up Cadmus again, they need someone to gather information, and Kon volunteers to work as a double agent for them. After a couple weeks cut off from the superhero world and living with Lex, “Conner Luthor” meets a handsome, rich celebrity socialite—the one and only Timothy Drake-Wayne.
Does Kon have what it takes to uncover Cadmus’s secrets and woo Tim in the meantime?Alternate universe, Kon does not know Red Robin’s secret identity
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24 Jan 2026
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Santa, baby (eng vers) by touyasright_ (karrrsuki)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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“He’s not real,” Megumi said, with the dead-serious tone of a jaded forty-year-old trapped in a six-year-old’s body. “Adults buy the presents.”
He was sitting next to his guardian, Gojo Satoru, both of them facing the Christmas tree. Gojo immediately clutched his chest like he’d just been personally stabbed.
“Did you hear that, Suguru?” he asked, voice dripping with drama, fake offense, and full-on theatrics, his usual vibe. A walking headache for Megumi, if anyone cared to ask. “Capitalism has already robbed this kid of all his wonder.”
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Gojo dresses up as Santa to prove a point to Megumi.
It backfires spectacularly.Bookmarked by uriel9158
15 Jan 2026
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Gojo comes to pay Megumi and Tsumiki a visit, expecting it to go as his visits always go. What he finds, will make Gojo reconsider everything that he had once made certain in his mind.
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(n.) the journey of changing one’s mind, heart, self or way of life.Bookmarked by uriel9158
15 Jan 2026
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In which Shane has a one night stand and tries to find him through twitter.
Shane @ShaneH24
Dear twitter, i am looking for a guy that fucked me super duper well on the 14th september around 1am. He had golden curly hair and his ass was huge and he was hot. Also 6ft.
Please and thanks,
The guy who needs to be railed again.Series
- Part 1 of Hollanov Social Media AUs
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30 Dec 2025
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“Shane Hollander designated Ilya Rozanov as an emergency contact several years ago due to logistical concerns related to frequent travel and family availability. There is nothing unusual about this arrangement…”
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→ vibin @blueeyed789: So Hayden Pike is chopped liver thenWhen Shane Hollander is hurt on the ice and Ilya Rozanov is called out in the middle of the game to be with him, Hayden Pike and the internet spiral. Secret marriage. Bad PR. A nurse with an NDA. Hockey Twitter never stood a chance.
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- Part 1 of my hollanov socmed fics
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30 Dec 2025