totally_average_kid

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    Heyyyyy

    So ngl all the fics ive been writing have been projecting onto either story sonas or tags that will make my irls start to question my mental health so im posting them in a collection so i can easily keep track of them AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT IM LIKE THIS!!!

    I think a lot of these fics are either based off of my mental issues or my trauma cause it makes good stories. Also my coping mechanisms and i dont want to hear it THIS IS MY DEPRESSION, I COPE HOW I WANT TO!!!!

    Uhhhh tbh i think its kinda easy to figure out who this is by whos in the fics or my specific hcs but if you recognize me- shhhhhhhhhhh

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    The Sun's gravity pulls the planets in orbit around it, and some planets pull moons in orbit around them. Even spacecraft are in motion through the solar system, either in orbit around the Earth or Moon, or traveling to further worlds, because of gravitational forces.

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    Upon Ze's disappearance a few days ago, it seems that he's fallen ill.

    Unfortunately, this makes ReGect remember a certain boy, he met five years prior to Ze.
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    Micha, Micha Tanner.

    A young boy, whom he was supposed to haunt, considering he was, well. A Haunting Entity.
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    As much as he doesn't want to admit it, ReGect is.. scared.

    Scared of losing Ze, like he did Micha.
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    And he'll do anything, to prevent that.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    ReGect and Z go on a little excursion to a place that ReGect insists will be fun. This, of course, as it usually goes, turns out NOT to be fun for Z. But somehow, it's worse than all the previous adventures were. By a mile.

    Because now, Z is turning into a monster. And he doesn't know what to do.

     ~Not abandoned! Just on hiatus while the author sorts out other projects and personal issues.~

    (Tags will be cleaned once finished!)

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    Silence lingered in the room, Z scrubbing away at the last scraps of food clinging onto the plates. That question... The question that returned to him after weeks just- popped up again. And now he couldn't stop thinking about it. It felt a little... awkward though. But now out of all times would be his best chance at asking Regect. 

     

    He never fully understood the guy's anatomy. Sure, he was... for the most part, human. Just a few bits missing here and there.

     

    Including... a head. That's what he was most curious about. 

     

    That's where his most pondered question lay. And now was the most perfect time to ask. Silence, with no conversation. But he wasn't sure how to approach Regect with it.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Robert Robertson lll has always been told to live up to his family legacy, that it was his job to do so. To pay back all that was given to him.

    When he fucks up and gets himself blasted onto his ass, he's faced with the fact he failed the only thing he was raised to do. He's less than willing to wake up in the mornings whenever a blonde hero comes to aid him, giving him a chance to do the one thing he thinks himself good at.

    Unfortunately, to get to that he has to work with a bunch of villains who are more than childish. feeling the gray hairs coming from a mile away, he takes it with stride and is determined to help this group of fuck-ups. HIS fuck-ups.

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    11 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    V1 has a full ride scholarship to their local college and Gabrielle isn't amused with the school's newest atheist.

    So, what happens when an unstoppable queer and immovable catholic play a game of chance together? Friendship, kindness, and love of eggshell cracking proportions.

    (Please read the tags folks. There will be some heavy topics discussed in this story. Much love <3)

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    20 Nov 2025