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lando: Research indicates that it takes a mere 90 seconds to four minutes for the average person to decide if they are romantically interested in someone they’ve just met.
alex: did you copy and paste that from google?
lando: no
from marriage.com—
oscar finds himself in a calculus class with his hot next door neighbor
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28 Feb 2026
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 3
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“Ha!” George crows. “Simply because he is a Prince, he is afforded every excuse known to man ‒ no, the Crown Prince of England could never be considered a Capital-R Rake!”
“Well, yes, George, that would be because he’s the Crown Prince of England.”
“You know what I mean, Alex.” George shoots him a glare. “It seems that Piastri is the only person Whistledown refuses to name a rake. Apart from Lando, of course.”
Or: After a fraudulent will steals away Lando's father's fortune, Lando is forced into the marriage market to keep his family afloat. Unfortunately, the only suitor who can save them is Oscar Piastri, the Crown Prince of England. Even more unfortunately, he's sworn off love entirely.
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Gingerly, Cyno sat up and glanced around. The room was destroyed. All around him were the remains of collapsed pillars and chunks of rock from the walls and ceiling. Some glowing embers from the fire remained, providing the barest of light sources. Just enough for him to get a sense of his surroundings, and for him to see—
“Alhaitham,” Cyno breathed, and hurried to the man slumped against a wall.
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It was the freshest bit of gossip the whole school had the minute Oscar Piastri enrolled. Everyone spoke about the son of a Death Eater attending Hogwarts.
Piastri is off-putting, yes. Eerily stoic at times and a growing nuisance to Lando when he bests him at duels in front of everyone. But does Lando think this kid is some evil and dangerous wizard? Frankly, he couldn’t care less about what this kid is.
He just needs to beat him next time they’re opponents.
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Lando and Oscar are rivals with a deep rooted hatred for each other, both vying to win a prestigious competition at Hogwarts. But the road to becoming a victor will be tricky as they become each other’s distraction and obsession.
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25 Jan 2026
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thsi reminds me of 2018 quotev hp fanfic in the best possible way. i am so easy
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Hopper sighs. An hour ago he was watching blood gush out of Steve Harrington’s leg in rivers, so this isn’t even the worst case scenario of the night.
“Look, kid, your dad is an asshole.”
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30 Oct 2025