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+44-5305-389XXX
08/27/2024 - 11:56
hey this is oscar
from calc 3 yesterday
YEA HEY
lemme sv ur nmbr rq
thx 4 txting i wldve forgtten
haha no problem mate
it was lando, yeah?
thats me
seen
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lando (calc)
08/28/2024 - 12:37
mate
dya rmbr the hw
forgt mathmatishens don’t believe in slybus week 🔫
class starts in two hours
ik imma get it done rq 😛
gl haha
he assigned a hw sheet
not that long it’s online
thx mate
ur a lifesaver
np haha
OH BTW
you live in grander hts rt??
grandeur heights?
yeah that
yh
how did you know 😃
i saw you lol
okay 😃😃
NO I MEAN
I LIVE THR TWO
SAME FLR ITHINK
ohhh haha
makes more sense
n e ways yk george?
he’s on our floor???
haven’t heard of him
tall british arse haha
n e ways
he knws all the ppl living here
bunch of int students
got a gc with a few ppl frm our floor
wanna join?
yeah why not couldnt hurt
cool
i’ll give him ur nmbr
see u in clss!
cya
seen
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grandeur?? i hardly know her
08/28/2024 - 16:05
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Welcome, sorry about the name lando doesn’t really have any concept of decency
lando (calc)
i so do
im jst funny lmfao
+44-6076-888XXX
No, you’re not
lando (calc) reacted “🖕”
+44-6076-888XXX
Anyways, I’m George, it is nice meeting you, welcome to Grandeur Heights
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oscar
hey
is everyone in here british? you and lando both have the 44 country code
lando (calc)
nahhhhh only me george n alex
charles is monagask
monagasc??
monacian?
oscar
monegasque*
lando (calc)
yh that hehe
carlos is from spain
max is from dutch land or whatever
oscar
oh he’s german?
lando (calc)
no tf??? he’s dutch
mate i jus said that
oscar
right….
+377-84-98-0XXX
Il est tellement stupide
lando (calc)
are you tlking abt me rn? 🤨
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+377-84-98-0XXX
hello! this is charles
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lando (calc)
dont ignor me
charles
shut up
lando (calc)
..
i literlly havent sd anything??????
+44-1382-060XXX
sometimes thats enough
replying to george
| Welcome, sorry about the name, Lando doesn’t…
i am surprised he managed to spell “grandeur”
name is alex btw
unit 211 if u need anything
+44-1382-060XXX has been changed to alex
oscar
hey
charles
ah carlos and i are unit 209
lando (calc)
ozzie whad u say ur major is
alex
who?
lando (calc)
ozzie
oscar
osc
ozboz
oscar
pls stop
oscar is fine
lando (calc)
osc
oscar
no
lando (calc)
lame and boring
whas ur major
probably something boring and stupd like accunting
alex
“accunting”
lando (calc)
stfu i’m dysleskic
alex reacted “🙄”
what is it osc
oscar
mech e and physics
alex
damnnn someone’s smart or something
oscar
not really
just think it’s interesting is all
charles
impressive
anyone in engineering is impressive to me
alex
anyone 😏
charles
i do not know what you are talking about
lando (calc)
is that
mec e
oscar
mechanical engineering
lando (calc)
tf
alex
it is a thing that people do when they are smart
lando i can understand how you wouldn’t get it
lando (calc)
fuk you
charles
how then do you know each other?
lando is not in engineering
oscar
calc 215
alex
PFFFF THATS FUNNY
lando in calc lmfao
omg oscar you are too much
do you do stand up comedy
lando (calc)
ASSHOLE I CAN DO MATH
george
That doesn’t make any sense, lando why are you taking Calculus 3
lando (calc)
BECAUSE IM LITERLY SMART???!! HELLO?
charles
spell “literly” for me rn
lando (calc)
literly
charles
????
lando (calc)
litterly????
oscar
literally
lando (calc)
NO FAIR IM DYSLECUX AND THE A IS SILENT
HOWS WAS I SUPOISED TO KJOW
alex
common sense??
lando (calc)
stfu i will cut you.
alex
ohhhhhh im so scaredddd 😱
lando (calc)
i’m gonna break the windows in your car
alex
…
GET AWAY FROM LILY I WILL KILL YOU
oscar
he named his car lily?
george
Yep.
After his ex girlfriend
He’s not super stable if you ask me
oscar
oh right
hey i also had a gf named lily
lando (calc)
oh my gs
wht ifit was the same liky
alex
“liky”
lando (calc)
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
alex
yeesh
violent
oscar
pretty sure it wasn’t haha
charles
do you also have a car named after her?
oscar
no haha
i’m sane
lando (calc)
LSNSIHELLPPPPPILOVEHIM
alex
oh- 💔
oscar
sorry mate
alex
no like it’s fine ❤️🩹🥹
lando (calc)
wait
osco
oscar
oscar please
lando (calc)
oscarino
r u not gay
charles reacted “🤦♂️”
oscar
uh
george
lando you cannot just ask people that 😭
Like you met the poor bloke yesterday
lando (calc)
more then enouf time to get to the importnt stff
george
There is so much wrong with that sentence
lando (calc)
kys
n e ways
ozzy
well??
alex
you do not have to answer that oscar
charles
we apologize on his behalf
il ne sait pas quand se taire
lando (calc)
stop sht talking me in ur native tung
charles
french?
lando (calc)
the devils language
charles
pardonne moi?
george
Oh, forgot to mention. I am unit 217
oscar
oh i’m 218
alex
oh-
+31-062-916-XXXX
Mate
You should just move out now.
oscar
😀
haha why
lando (calc)
oh em gee
218???????????? IM 216
UR MY NEYBOR
oscar
oh
alex
yeah…
+31-062-916-XXXX
The last person that lived there didn’t even wait out their lease
lando (calc)
aw
i miss zhou
he was a really nice lad
still wonder why he left
george
Haha yeah it's a mystery to us all, mate
oscar
surely it can’t be that bad
i heard some things the past few nights but not much
alex
just wait until he starts stress gaming
+31-062-916-XXXX
Have you ever been to a club?
Or maybe a rave would be a better comparison
oscar
a club sure
+31-062-916-XXXX
Good now imagine sharing a wall with one
An incredibly thin will
And the club only plays rap music or taylor swift
oscar
oh
lando (calc)
… something is telling me u guys r talking about me rn
and ill have u kno
its a pleasure to be neightbors w me
i am a pleasure 😛❤️🔥
+31-062-916-XXXX
Max, by the way
Unit 201
oscar
oscar, good to meet you
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lando (calc)
do you guys hate me be honest
max
You’ll be fine
Just skip knocking on his door and go straight to the landlord with a noise complaint
charles
we are hoping that if gets enough maybe he will be evicted 🤞
lando (calc)
is it just ignore lando day or smth
am i just a ghost?
alex
did anyone feel a chill just now?
george
Must be a draft
lando (calc)
i hope you all have someone to dig you out when you find yourselves six feet under.
alex
and somehow that’s the most coherent sentence i’ve ever seen him type
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grandeur? i hardly know her
08/29/2024 - 08:56
oscar
uhm
does anyone mind if i add my roommate?
he’s very chill i promise
lando (calc)
is he hot??
oscar reacted “👍”
yep.
alex
gay
lando (calc)
only 4 u
alex
ew
🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
back off
george
Go ahead Oscar! We’d be happy to meet him
max
Lando what are you doing awake this early
oscar
it’s nine in the morning?
charles
9 in the morning is lando’s 6 in the morning
oscar
ah
that somehow makes sense for him
alex
i like you oscar
only known the guy for two days and you’re already catching on so fast
oscar
thx
i like to think im a fast learner
max
How was your night next door to lando
oscar
mint
the taylor swift stayed at a respectable enough volume
so props to him
max
Shocker
Just you wait
lando (calc)
that’s fine
jus keep talkin abt me like im not here
that’s fine no
charles
oscar
what is your roommates name?
oscar
logan sargeant
max
Is he American?
oscar
yeah
how’d you know
max
…
No reason
oscar
ookay?
max
😊
charles
he is being strange because alex knows of your roommate
alex
OH OKAY
YEAH
LETS ALL THROW ME UNDER THE BUS WHY DONT WE
charles
yes xx
oscar
oh that’s cool alex
howd you meet him
max
Yes alex
How did you meet him?
alex
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
ahem
we have organic chem tgthr
oscar
oh
ill have to ask him
alex
NOPE
NO NEED
ALL GOOD
oscar
haha why not
alex
NO REASON
yk
no reason to trouble him 😃
charles
i think he has not spoken to him yet
oscar
oh
well i’m sure he’d be more than happy to get to know you
max
Alex thinks he is hot
oscar
ohhh
alex
AHHHHH
WHAT
SHALL WE NOT????
LIKE WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS
YOURE FUCKING ONE TO TALK
max
How am I one to talk??
alex
idk why dont we ask CHARLIE
charles
are you talking about me?
max
No
No a different Charlie
charles
oh i see
alex
coward
max
I’m going to kill you
charles
i think he will do it alex
alex
😁 im actually so scared of you im so sorry
oscar
idk what you’re on abt but alex was right logan is hot
cut him some slack
lando (calc)
are y’all in gay luv or sum
oscar
probably
lando (calc)
damn
sry alex dont think uv got a chanve against a guy like ozziebozzie
oscar
oscar*
lando (calc)
booooo boring tomato tomato
alex
why would you say that 😅
lando (calc)
well i mean yk
osca is hot
and your like ugly
oscar
you’re*
lando (calc)
hes evn hot when he corrects me
alex
okay first of all kys and please make it painful
second of all you’ve actually know this guy for three days why are you in love with him
oscar
confused too but love is definitely reaching
lando (calc)
Research indicates that it takes a mere 90 seconds to four minutes for the average person to decide if they are romantically interested in someone they’ve just met.
oscar
oh
okay.
alex
im
did you copy and paste that from google?
lando (calc)
no
from marriage.com
alex
HELPMEEEEJIHDIHSOG
ICANT FUCKING BREATH
lando (calc)
ozzy
when i propose 2u in meth 2day dont say no 😍😫
oscar
no
lando (calc)
k
so im gonna give you sum time 2 think on that 1
oscar
…
does anyone feel a bit of a chill when they walk past 216?
charles
yes perhaps a ghost lives there
max
It may be haunted be careful everyone
alex
could just be a draft in the building
i feel it sometimes when we have convos in this chat
george
Hm
I will have the building board look into it
Unit 216 may have to be vacated immediately if this continues
lando (calc)
ah fuck you guys 😒
alex
ohh i felt it just then
max
Sorry guys
Ending the joke to acknowledge this real quick
replying to lando (calc)
| when i propose 2u in meth 2day dont…
This is one of the worst sentences I think lando has ever typed
alex
“in meth” is KILLING me
lando (calc)
so were fr gonna go around hating on the girl that put herself out there
creatively and tok a risk
AND HAS DYSLECIA
HOMEOPHOBES
alex
yes lmfao
lando (calc)
oscie
oscar
that might be one of the worst ones yet
lando (calc)
add logan rn
alex
NO
No, that’s okay.
oscar
wait on it
oscar added logan
oscar
morning logs
welcome
logan
hello everyone
names logan
oscar’s amazing handsome roommate
george
Welcome, sorry about the name lando doesn’t really have any concept of decency
I’m George, it is nice meeting you, welcome to Grandeur Heights
oscar
does he copy and paste that greeting every time
alex
no
i think this is a new thing
very george though
but hey logan
im alex
i think we have chem together
max
Oh, he KNOWS you have chem together 😏
alex
oh i will cut you and i will have so much fun doing it
max
Was that a kink or a threat
alex
.
maybe a lil bit of both
max
Cool 😏
charles
😀
do not mind them
i am charles! i live in unit 209 with my roommate
if you need anything!
max
Mm Charlie where is your roommate by the way
charles
carlos is on some strange technology cleanse
he will not even watch the white lotus with me
max
I will
If you want
charles
vraiment?
max
Yes, anytime you want
charles
merci max
max
Of course
lando (calc)
oh get a damn room
max reacted “🖕”
im lando its thx 2 me ur here 😛
if u need n e thing send ozca and i will be
happy to give
logan
okay?? nice to meet you
why oscar though
alex
he’s recently decided he’s in love with your roomie
oscar
wish i knew 🤷♂️
logan
nah don’t blame him
that’s totally reasonable
lando (calc)
a man of taste 😩😩
alex
pls lando the only thing you taste is rejection and defeat
lando (calc)
i deply resnt that and you
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