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What’s going on with my GOAT??
Monty_Pike: 3 years agoHayden Pike is now officially 20 games without a point. What's going on??
Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
lets hope he make it 30Monty_Pike : 3 years ago
Huh??Series
- Part 3 of reddit verse
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“Shane?”
“Yes, Ilya?”
“What the fuck is a Shayden?”
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I’d fight anyone who’s mean to you by The_Masked_Bandit
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov @rozan0v_off
Almost fell asleep watching Shane Hollander play. Is the most depressing man I know. Even his chirps are polite. Maybe he wouldn’t be so boring if he weren’t best friends with his mom?What the hell, Rozanov?
Shane grinds his teeth, desperate to keep his tears at bay. This is ridiculous. This isn’t even mean. Not really. Shane should consider himself lucky, really; Ilya is never usually this bad at trash-talking other players. So why is Shane even hurt?
Perhaps it’s the fact that Ilya wrote something about him at all, and Shane only found out because Hayden sent him a screenshot of it. Or maybe it’s the fact that he used the word “boring”, which is an adjective that has been used to describe Shane so many times throughout his life that he’s come to loathe the very letters composing it.
Or, Rozanov creates a fake Twitter account to defend Shane from his haters, and then overcorrects when some fangirls get suspicious about his identity.
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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Crash and burn; swallow it dry by Who_Needs_Reality
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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“Ilya,” Shane says.
“Shane. You look very serious today.”
“Did you or did you not create a burner account to write hate tweets about Rose and me? Back when we dated?”
Ilya blinks, the picture of innocence. Which, when it’s Ilya, is as good as signing a confession. “You and Rose dated ?”
Or: sometimes Shane and Ilya go viral. It's usually not on purpose. But it keeps happening.
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