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I want you to leave your body now by thisbitterearth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jan 2026
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There was a house on the hill.
There was a house on the hill that stood watching, waiting.
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- Part 6 of Bitter Purges
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Tom and Druella have a morning at home together. Later that evening, Druella brings back some exciting news.
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Harry copes after another visit from Lord Voldemort.
Mind the tags, this is a darker one, everything is implied.
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- Part 5 of Bitter Purges
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Harry never attended Hogwarts due to a series of mishaps. Naturally, in his absence, Voldemort successfully took over. Now a uni student and still having no idea of magic, Harry decides to start a side hustle by selling pictures of his feet. Harry ends up with one particularly enthusiastic follower, GauntsNails.
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- Part 4 of Bitter Purges
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Harry finds out what being Master of Death really means. And no, it's not having special powers.
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- Part 3 of Bitter Purges
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Fics written for the Purge and Purge But Worse (Purge XL) challenges from the Tomarrymort Events Discord server (also on Tumblr @exquisitetomarrymortpurge).
The Purge: Fics must be written and posted within 24 hours of the prompt.
The Purge XL: Same deal, but fics must be at least 500 words long, and if you fail to post, you're eliminated from the Purge XL for that quarter.For multi-chapter fics, only the first chapter was written during the Purge period.
PURGES SO FAR:
1/4/26 - Purge XL; prompt: iridescent scales
1/7/26 - Purge XL; prompt: pine needles
1/8/26 - Regular Purge; prompt: dreams
1/13/26 - Regular Purge; prompt: toe nails
1/14/26 - Regular Purge; prompt: origami
1/21/26 - Purge XL; prompt: ghost- Words:
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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Harry's getting married to Ginny tomorrow. The problem is that he can't seem to get beyond today.
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03 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy, Bloodsucking Fiend by Kbrick for cavendishbutterfly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2023
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There are two things that Draco’s Auror partner, Harry Potter, must never know about him. One is that he’s a vampire. The other is that he’s been completely, pathetically, head-over-heels in love with Harry for years. But when the duo is trapped inside an old shop on Diagon Alley with no means of escape, Draco finds himself fiending for blood and unable to put even a modicum of distance between himself and the man he can’t stop lusting after.
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03 Oct 2025
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Unspeakable Draco Malfoy finally gets his chance to consult with the Auror Department when a series of mysterious doors covered in runic symbols appear all across the country, only to fade away minutes later. Draco’s eager to help solve the mystery of the doors until he’s partnered with Harry Potter, who still treats him like an enemy.
Things go from bad to worse when the reluctant duo find themselves on the wrong side of a door, trapped in a world where one wrong move might prove fatal. Between the menacing forest creatures and the bloodthirsty ruling class, no place seems safe.
To get home in one piece, Draco and Harry must put aside their differences and learn to rely on one another. Easier said than done.
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03 Oct 2025
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After Harry disappears from society, Draco finds him living in a secluded cabin on the edges of a small town, harboring a dark secret he’ll do anything to preserve.
As Draco slowly wears down his walls, he comes to realize that they're not alone in the forest - there's something out there, lurking just beyond the trees.
But come night's fall, all will be revealed.
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03 Oct 2025