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got the key, just use it by thethirdmuse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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“Will this one do?” Ilya asks. The hand on his back shifts down to grip his hipbone.
“Huh?” Shane turns in confusion, but Ilya is already steering him towards the dance floor.
"To dance," says Ilya.
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or, five times they danced to something other than their wedding song (and one time they didn't dance at all).
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'“Nonsense, My Prince.” Eddie spreads an arm wide across the landscape. “This is all yours to rule, is it not?”
“One day,” Steve says. “Not today.”'
or, the story of a reluctant prince, a not-so-humble bard, and a monster in the woods.
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"Two hours before he’s supposed to be legally and finally married, Steve overhears something he isn’t supposed to."
A wedding, a secret, a crafty uncle, and a wedding again.
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"There is a thread running between them that flares like a sun. He feels that he’ll melt if he stares at her for too long, burning up in her atmosphere. So be it then."
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"He doesn’t know why he did it — maybe some sort of sympathy, which, gross — or maybe his bone-deep ache of loneliness. He doesn’t typically indulge stray wrong numbers like this."
or, Eddie responds to a drunken, wrong number text. It doesn't have to mean anything...right?
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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19 Feb 2026
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“HOW DO I SAY THESE THINGS WITHOUT SAYING EVERYTHING”????? I’m about to go lay in traffic
Phenomenal.
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That time everyone thought Ilya Rozanov was dating his boyfriend's mom by icantturnthisthingoff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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katrina @katisnowacensfan
ilya rozanov saw me tweet that signing to the cens is the most indefensible thing he's ever done, said "hold my vodka" and started fucking his arch-rivals MOM. ily roz but you're stressing me out and we're barely halfway through the season.
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Someone takes a photo of Ilya and Yuna shopping for art and the internet runs with it.
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18 Feb 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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07 Feb 2026
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working on my backcheck by novembersmith for goluckurself
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jan 2026
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“Ha ha,” Shane says, then, feeling very brave and magnanimous: “Just, you know. I could top, if you wanted me to.”
Ilya laughs at him.
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03 Feb 2026
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Nice try, get out the way by trickysnail
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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Hayden Pike is sad. He wants to go to bed with Shane Hollander, the most beautiful man in the MHL, but he can’t seem to score because he is very bad at hockey.
Hayden Pike probably wrote this. Not Ilya Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov would never do such a thing. Don’t tell his husband.
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01 Feb 2026