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Prince Clyde Morningstar, second in line to the throne of Hell and royal diplomat to-be receives a letter from a sinner demon he's never met before, who proclaims two things:
1. He can help Clyde prove himself to his parents.
2. He has a history with Lord Alastor.
He is unaware of the shark tank he's pressed his face against, and the great plans Vox has in store for him.
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- Part 6 of Clyde Morningstar (Radioapple Fanchild)
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Jax always survives.
He always survives, and maybe that splash of water in the bathroom didn’t do the trick and his smile didn’t go back on quite right, but that doesn’t mean anything. Maybe Pomni’s head peering down the dark aisle, backlit by the garish spotlights and obscuring her face, maybe that didn’t help the growing nausea, but that doesn’t make it the cause, either.
He hasn’t abstracted, and it’s been this long. Why would now be any different?
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Jax isn't handling the Current Situation very well. Like, at all.
Kinger finds him when Jax might just need him the most.
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Alastor knows his place in this life as a perpetual outsider, his presence a calculated and inconspicuous coincidence amongst other passing ships. Every time he is hailed by another, he considers them, measures their worth, and finds them wanting.
Lucifer Magne just might be the iceberg that makes him reconsider.
Now he just needs to keep the other boats borne back into the currents while he drowns.
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Lucifer Morningstar has been pokémon champion for decades.
He hasn't fallen out of love with the sport of battling by any means, but after his wife disappeared and his daughter set off on her own journey of self-discovery, it became harder to find joy in anything. Every day is exactly the same.
As it turns out, the asshole of a trainer he randomly encounters at a café one day might be just the change he needs in his life.
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In the interest of being honest, as per the advice of his daughter’s curriculum, Lucifer can now admit he was nervous about the prospect of having a son over another daughter. Not least because he had never raised a boy before.
His lack of experience was daunting—he only recently found his legs as a “girl dad” after several centuries of Charlie being alive, and now he’s been handed a completely different challenge? Fuck him—but it wasn’t the most preoccupying thing on his mind during the pregnancy. Far from it. Lucifer had never really been a child, had been birthed from divine light looking more or less exactly as he does now (with a few notable exceptions, obviously), but his daughter surrounds herself with all different varieties of sinner, all of whom were children once, and many of them male.
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A series of events from Lucifer's perspective, following the King of Hell and the Radio Demon as Clyde Morningstar grows up.
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- Part 5 of Clyde Morningstar (Radioapple Fanchild)
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Clyde Morningstar (Radioapple Fanchild) by theparanoidandroid
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Feb 2026
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Radioapple x Pokémon (feat. the Remaining Cast of Hazbin Hotel) by theparanoidandroid
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Oct 2024
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Dad Pucci™ by theparanoidandroid
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Mar 2020
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In the 1950s, you’re just a studio secretary with big ambitions and a front-row seat to the rise of Vincent Whittman—the charming weatherman who murders his way into becoming TV’s new golden boy. As bodies pile up and ratings soar, you trade your conscience for a promotion and fall hopelessly in love with this ego-maniac serial killer-- while juggling circling police, a sinister “curse” on the network, a smug voice on the radio that seems to know too much, and an entertainment industry that’s evolving faster (and bloodier) than anyone can control.
Hazbin Hotel S1 + S2 AU // Human! Vox x Reader // Based on "BRIGHTER"
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27 Jan 2026
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Based off of a comic I saw of Alastor and Vox.
Vox teaches you how to kiss, among other things.Bookmarked by theparanoidandroid
27 Jan 2026
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Se bruciasse la Città (da te io tornerei) by tiedsoftspoken
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Sometimes, finding the love of your life isn't the hard part. Sometimes, accepting they are the love of your life is the real problem.
Not that Spamton had any problems with admitting he loved Tenna. Pfft. Who told you that? Was it Queen? Because really- she was in no position to say anything.
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- Part 2 of All roads lead to Rome
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29 Sep 2025
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Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.
(Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)
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- Part 1 of All roads lead to Rome
Bookmarked by theparanoidandroid
29 Sep 2025
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When Kris and Susie had said they would find a place for him, Castle Town had not been what Tenna had envisioned. Still reeling from the damage caused by the knight, Tenna struggles to come to terms with his new reality. To top everything off, it seems Castle Town has a rat problem, with one particularly annoying rodent who won't seem to leave him alone.
AU where Tenna and Spamton share a reunion in the most unexpected of places. Conveniently for Tenna, the rat knows how to fix his technical problems.
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24 Sep 2025