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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
02 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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The Jester & The Butcher by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Assigned a hit in New Orleans, Blitzø and his team expect the usual mayhem. What they get instead is Al—a charming, enigmatic hunter with a haunting connection to the bayou and an offer of help that feels more like a riddle than a gift. His arrival twists the mission into something far stranger than expected.
And yet, for once, Blitzø’s life seems almost… good. Loona calls him dad. He’s dating Stolas. Octavia doesn’t hate him. It’s practically domestic bliss—by Hell’s standards.
And to make it all better, Blitzø's idol returns after seven years of silence. The Radio Demon is back.
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This is the fourth part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 4 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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18 Feb 2026
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“I can grant you the power you’re after, more than you can even wrap your head around right now. I can ensure that you’re the most powerful Sinner in Hell once you find your way here - because you’re definitely going to find your way here.”
Alastor’s heart leapt in his chest even as those hands raised goose pimples over his skin.
“But, I don’t hand out this kind of thing for free. In return, I require something of you.”
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When Alastor reached through the veil hoping to make a deal, he didn't find a dapper cannibal with a devious smile, but instead a very, very intrigued Lucifer with an entirely different agreement...
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18 Feb 2026
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Frequencies Of The Eldritch by sasuwux
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Current Timeline:
1. Chapter One & Two - The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer
2. Chapter One & Two - The Jester & The Butcher
3. Chapter One - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
4. Chapter Two - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
5. Chapter One - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
6. Chapter Three - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
7. Chapter Four - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
8. Chapter Two - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
9. Chapter Three - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
10. Chapter Five - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
11. Chapter Four - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
12. Chapter Five - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
13. Chapter Six - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
14. Chapter Six - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony- Words:
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Bookmarked by thejester
18 Feb 2026
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The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Aug 2025
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Trapped in a toxic, inescapable marriage to Stella—a union steeped in hatred and escalating threats—Stolas fears for his own life as well as the safety of their daughter. With Stella growing increasingly dangerous, Stolas sees only one path forward: making a deal with Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon.
Nobody warned him that the cannibalistic nightmare of Hell, known for turning souls into hors d'oeuvres... would also serve charm on a silver platter.
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This is the third part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 3 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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18 Feb 2026
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Lucifer had long stopped thinking Alastor's powers could surprise him. At first, there was disbelief—understandable when you're watching your maybe-crush casually bend the rules of a reality you thought you knew. But now? Watching Alastor consume an angel’s power barely registered as odd. Just another Tuesday.
The real issue? Lucifer is irrevocably, undeniably, irredeemably in love with this ridiculous, eldritch nightmare of a being.
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This is the second part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series:
Five more moments before Alastor and Lucifer find their way to each other and one moment that explores what comes after.***
PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 2 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
Bookmarked by thejester
17 Feb 2026