the_sentient_duck
Fandoms
- The Owl House (Cartoon) (43)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (16)
- The Rookie (TV 2018) (10)
- Gravity Falls (3)
- Phineas and Ferb (1)
Recent works
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Harry Potter and the Ophidian Orgy by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2026
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Harry is caught sneaking into the Slytherin common room alone and Draco decides to leave him to the mercy of the Slytherin girls. Fortunately for Harry, they’re a lot more interested in cumming to a mutually beneficial arrangement.
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- Part 4 of Harry Potter smut fics
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It turns out the Everlasting Oath spell Amity got out of her family grimoire wasn’t actually an Everlasting Oath spell. It was an ancient binding spell and now she’s married to Luz! Naturally, our two resident sapphic disasters will handle this with their usual amount of grace and eloquence – which is to say, not much of it.
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Luz never went to the Demon Realm and the Day of Unity occurred, wiping out almost the entirety of the Boiling Isles. But at the last minute, Eda rounded up the children at Hexside and led them through the portal to take refuge in the Human Realm. Luz’s summer may have been entirely mundane, but her autumn now promises to be anything but that.
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Willow’s stagecoach is on its way to Bonesborough when she’s attacked by brigands! Luckily, the mighty Golden Guard is coming to her rescue, and if he plays his cards right, inside her as well.
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Pansy Parkinson and the Leonine Submission by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2026
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Pansy is sick and tired of Umbridge impeding her education, so she decides to seduce Harry into allowing her to join the DA. She thinks it'll be easy to wrap him around her finger, not knowing that's exactly what's going to happen to her.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter smut fics
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Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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The story of an insanely chaotic and chaotically insane Gen Z Harry set in the modern day. Featuring the Drs. Granger being Russian spies, a production of the Tempest, Harry being a cringesuccess Slytherin, and an anti-tank missile launcher. No Weasley bashing, Dumbledore bashing in the first volume played for tragicomedy, pairing H/Hr. Intended to be told in four volumes, but I abandoned the series after the second volume - an author's note at the end of the second volume will tell you how the third and fourth volumes would have gone down.
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- 193,257
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- 2
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- 173
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the_sentient_duck's pre-King's Tide one-shots by the_sentient_duck
Fandom The Owl House (Cartoon)
27 May 2022
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This is a place to store my unconnected Owl House one shots written before the end of season two.
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- 50,066
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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What if Peter Pettigrew never escaped that night in Prisoner of Azkaban? What if Dumbledore and McGonagall found out the truth about Sirius Black right after they came out of Whomping Willow? Sirius soon gets freed after they find out about the truth, and he gets a second chance.
Basically, what if Harry and Sirius (and other characters too) got what they deserved. Harry will get to live with Sirius and Remus and there will be no unnecessary, sad deaths. This fic will rewrite the entire series, starting with the second half of Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 382,548
- Chapters:
- 77/?
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- 4
- Comments:
- 816
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- 1,456
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12 Jun 2023
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The Jedi Stuck in Time by WinterMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game), Star Wars: Rebels
10 Sep 2025
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“Anakin finds himself gazing at Qui-Gon Jinn’s funeral pyre for the tenth time. At this point, he is absolutely positive the Force is messing with him.”
Anakin Skywalker wishes for a chance to fix the mistakes he made but, instead, gets stuck in time and is granted the strange new ability to jump across time and space. Anakin decides that if he is stuck with this new life, he may as well have some fun with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,241
- Chapters:
- 9/?
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- 1
- Comments:
- 251
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- 1,439
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- 407
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21 May 2023
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Broken Hero by alltheSinnersandalltheSaints, DarkangelLolo
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Jan 2020
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May stepped closer, putting one hand on his chest and pushing him back against the wall. Peter flinched, saying the words he knew she wanted to hear even though it was too late to pacify her.
"I'm sorry, ma'am. It won't happen again, ma'am. I swear."First seven chapters co-written with DarkangelLolo.
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- Part 1 of Lost and Found
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,827
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 214
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- 2,483
- Bookmarks:
- 338
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- 55,857
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06 May 2023
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,696
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- 17/17
- Collections:
- 79
- Comments:
- 1,285
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- 15,815
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- 4,475
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- 212,849
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07 Jan 2023
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A Hat Dumps the Universe on Its Head by orphan_account
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Undertale (Video Game)
13 Jan 2021
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One-shots or novellas in which the hat messes about with the HP world.
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- 57,810
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 56
Bookmarked by the_sentient_duck
25 Dec 2022