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“So I’ve been thinking about fucking an intern.” Jack says it with no preamble, one finger scrolling down the newsfeed on his phone and his other hand holding his mug of coffee. And honestly? He didn’t really aim to say it while Robby was taking a drink. But he still gets to watch him aspirate a little coffee, wide eyed and wheezing as he doubles over beside the table.
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(cast out our sins) into the deep blue sea [podfic] by the_interuniversal_geometer for Quietbang
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
30 Jun 2025
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Somewhere inside him, he assumed, was the man he had been once, the young man who had known how to be himself, who had known who he was so strongly that he had been prepared to fight the world for it, who was told his job was to heal the world and who had believed it was ever possible to do so without breaking in turn, but the years had broken that piece by piece and he had reassembled the pieces, patching them with love and connection and belief in others and when those pieces fell, so too did the edifice they made, the mosaic neshama, and these were all too complicated to say, too hard to name, so he just said “I used to laugh.”
Or, Robby takes a week off. Somehow, the world doesn't end.
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- Part 2 of tzedek, tzedek, tirdof [podfic]
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Next of Kin [podfic] by the_interuniversal_geometer for sublightsleeper
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“So walk me through it, then.”
They’re not at the hospital. They’re on the roof of Robby’s apartment building. There’s no railing here. No safe place to retreat behind. There’s just Robby standing on brick, the battered edges of his Reeboks touching the cool night air and nothing else. Jack has hit that point where fear has gone white hot, reforming itself into anger. Fear shuts you down. Anger kept you moving. (Kept you alive.)
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who will find rest (and who will wander) [podfic] by the_interuniversal_geometer for Quietbang
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
23 May 2025
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An exploration of Judaism, medicine, and what it means to heal.
Set pre and post-season 1.
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- Part 1 of tzedek, tzedek, tirdof [podfic]
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human [podfic] by the_interuniversal_geometer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
14 May 2025
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Bucky Barnes wakes believing he is a golem and learns to be human again surrounded by his people.
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Purim Gifts by the_interuniversal_geometer
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Original Work
08 Mar 2022
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- 114
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WIP Wednesday by the_interuniversal_geometer
Fandom Death Note & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2021
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the unbecoming by the_interuniversal_geometer
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2023
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Wei Wuxian dies from the wound Jiang Cheng inflicted on him during their planned duel. This is the aftermath.
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Child Ballads by the_interuniversal_geometer
Fandom Tam Lin (Traditional Ballad), The Twa Sisters (Ballad), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2020
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A series of unconnected stories based on the ballads collected by Francis James Child.
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“It’s not that I just—I don’t know how. I’m not like… attracted to them. I don’t know what to do,” Shane admits. His cheeks warm right on their peaks. Ilya laughs again, loud and barking. “We had sex twice. And I’m not sure either of us… you know… came either time.”
“I could teach you.”
“What?”
“I said–” Ilya leans up from his spot on the couch, nearly crawling atop Shane. He grins down at Shane. “I could teach you how to make a girl cum.”
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Ilya gets Shane off like he's a girl.
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20 Feb 2026
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excoriation by intertwingular
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Do you want something, Ilya had asked. The answer was, as it always was, yes. But that had not been the question.
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13 Feb 2026
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"It just works better like that. Taking his mind off of the logistics and the meaning of it all and the implications lets him put that focus to better work on the actual thing he cares about: hockey. It really isn’t that different from outsourcing his branding to Mom, or any less embarrassing than his dietician meal prepping for him or his trainer mapping out his workout plan. They’re experts in their field, nutrition and marketing and fucking. Shane is an expert in his: taking all that into his body and using it to be fucking awesome at hockey. It’s win, win, win.
Meals get delivered at his door. Room numbers and plans get texted to him. And appointments with photographers get emailed with subject lines reminding him to remember to use the good shampoo in his hair before them.
He’s still in control in the sense he’s letting it all happen for him, except that sometimes, especially at these stupid fucking photoshoots, it feels a little bit like it’s happening to him, instead."
Shane gets into a bad situation with a photographer who has pictures Shane would rather not get out. Ilya and Rose find out about it, eventually.
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11 Feb 2026
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“Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?”
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11 Feb 2026
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victory lap by Ccainao3
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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I like beating you, Shane had said, once, half-drunk on pleasure in a rumpled hotel bed. I like it– afterwards, when you’re–
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09 Feb 2026