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John Egbert is a humble goat farmer, toiling alone on his little French farm. One evening, he meets a stranger that’s come all the way from Germany just to meet him.
This is a soulmate AU, based on the idea that each time a pair of soulmates pass, they are reincarnated and find each other again.
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24 Jan 2026
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Dave goes to Dirk for advice on how to talk to Karkat about his feelings, among other, more awkward things...
Dirk has some unconventional suggestions.
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08 Jan 2026
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John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.
Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.
“Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”
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A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.
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26 Mar 2018
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You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.
You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.
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22 Dec 2025
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Just your cliché high school romance: the quarterback always ends up with the weird red-eyed loner.
Wait, no, that's not how it's supposed to go.
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