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Make the neighbours smoke a cigarette by vaudevilles for leehab23
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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“Looks like I was right and it’s just rooms to let for horny folk, Boss.” Jesper waggled his eyebrows at Kaz.
“But you couldn’t charm the bartender or any of the marks you were supposed to target, or you’d be in less of a snit with Wylan,” Kaz said. “And, speaking of my demo man, where is he? I need another round of smoke bombs for the docks tomorrow, and all he was supposed to do was investigate the cleaning fluids Hoede’s staff use.”
Jesper let himself fall backwards into the chair Kaz kept opposite his desk. It was hard and uncomfortable, clearly designed to encourage anyone who sat down to voluntarily evict themselves as soon as possible. He slung one leg over an armrest and tipped his hat over his eyes.
“Stupid kid couldn’t run a con if he tried,” Jesper muttered, enough under his breath that Inej ignored him.
“Jes may have had no luck with the marks, but Wylan asked the bartender where the bathrooms were and ended up with two free drinks and a job offer.”
“Did he take the job?” There was something up with Kaz’s voice. It was the same low scratch Jesper heard every day, but the rasp had a bit more urgency to it.
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Vulnerability (Couldn't be Sweeter) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
14 Sep 2023
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It started as a conversation. The things they liked, the things they didn't like, and so forth. Things escalated, as they so often do when those three were involved.
It just didn't usually escalate into Kaz Brekker lying naked on a bed in front of two much less naked men.
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21 Feb 2026
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"I thought you didn't usually work on Thursdays?" Jesper asked, a glint in his eyes that matched the sparkle of his eyeshadow. Today, it was golden.
"I do now, apparently." Wylan reached for the packet of condoms and placed it in front of him. "There has been a long-term change to the shift schedule, so."
He would truly have to kill Matthias for this.
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Or, the one where Wylan works in a convenience store and Jesper is the guy who comes in every week to buy condoms.
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16 Feb 2026
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crystal cut by twosoulsinonehome for astrhae
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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"Go ahead then, tell me. Tell me what exactly your problem is with me," Wylan spat.
"Okay, fine. Number one, your technical execution is a nightmare. It's like you give up halfway through the element," Jesper started to count on his fingers, slowly skating around him in circles, "Two - you skate like you have a fucking stick up your ass."
Wylan gasped in full offense.
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Or, Wylan is a competitive figure skater trying to live up to his father's legacy, Jesper has made some bad decisions which led to him ending up as his coach, and Kaz - as always - has a bigger scheme planned.
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16 Feb 2026
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Ask, and You Shall Recieve by Wopsidaisy for perfectly_inept
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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Wylan let his hands wander over Jesper’s, playing lightly with some of his rings as he looked up at Jesper, letting a hint of a challenge bleed through in his gaze.
After only a few moments a large grin spread across Jesper’s face, making him look absolutely predatory. Wylan’s stomach clenched in nervous anticipation at the sight. Whatever Jesper decided to ask him, Wylan would have to answer him, unable to withstand the effect of the truth serum.OR
Wylan accidentaly drinks some truth serum, and shenaningans ensue, of the spicy kind.
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15 Feb 2026