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    “Shoulder harness?” Matt asked. Alfred nodded. “Anything else on you other than those two guns?”

    “Yes.”

    “How many?”

    “At least two more.”

    Bruce threw his hands up. “Alfred.”

    “Master Wayne,” Alfred said, shooting a fond look over his shoulder. “I do believe we’re in the middle of a pat down, if you wouldn’t mind.”

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Bruce Wayne is a man of many vices. Everybody knows this, but particularly his family. At night he vanishes into the dark and Wayne manor holds its bated breath for his return.

    Is it drugs this night that he has gone out to look for? Is it sex? The fights he likes to get into, underground rings? Or perhaps the wild parties he likes to partake in? Those perhaps the most harmless of his vices.

    It is always a coin toss with him. But one thing is for certain. Bruce, father and son, always, always comes back to his family.

    Or: Bruce Wayne is Batman, but nobody knows. To his family, he's just a most flawed man whom they are doomed to watch destroy himself night after night.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    The address -- 1007 Mountain Drive -- told Alex two things: one, their patient was either going to be someone unreasonably wealthy or an unlucky service worker, and two, getting to the actual patient was going to be a bitch.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    retrograde (adjective): directed or moving backward; in astronomy, actual or apparent motion of a body in a direction opposite to that of the (direct) motions.

    (or, the one where Robin is injured, Batman stands his ground, and an unlucky Gotham citizen stumbles into a fight that doesn't quite make sense at first)

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    25 Aug 2025

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    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

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    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

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    19 Feb 2026