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Knock-offs and Duplications: Lex Luthor Gets Scammed on eBay by teethmarked for Vasc
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
16 Aug 2025
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After a steaming hot shower, Lex decides to seize the day. Not because of Mercy’s idiot carpe diem sticker she’d stuck on his bathroom mirror, either. Mercy has a knowing look when he tells her to cancel his meetings for the day, that he’s decided to go out for a stroll. He buttons his top shirt pocket, securing his chunk of pink kryptonite surely in place. Superman is assisting the elderly group of tourists across the street to the Saturday farmer’s market, according to the 9 A.M. morning report. It’s not a particularly homosexual thing to do.
OR: Always check the eBay reviews on kryptonite—Lex seduces Superman with a dyed hot pink rock.
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She’s bubbly, there is absolutely no reason a med student should be bubbly when you have her cleaning pus out of a homeless man’s foot. Not to mention it’s eight in the morning, and you both have been here since it was…however long ago Thursday was. But she’s there, and she’s humming, and making conversation with the guy like he comes here every day. If this is what it felt like for Benton, you should try a lot harder to convince him to go to a fancy dinner with your credit card, or every single Doc Magoo run, or you could wash his car every week.
Five ways Carter could have met Lucy Knight’s mother, and the one time he actually did.
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It’s no wonder you drink, you’re not cut out to be anything but a successful man. Successful men retain nothing but a room-temperature firm handshake and a mild smile that doesn’t crinkle the eyes unless you want something.
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- Part 1 of dogs
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(No man's land: waste or unowned land or an uninhabited or desolate area that may be under dispute between parties who leave it unoccupied out of fear or uncertainty…)
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Their first week, the first three hours, he’d gone over every single option. He’d concluded by the fourth hour that there were a dozen reasonable candidates. By the third, he’d narrowed it to Kate as his only choice. He’d kept her as his choice a full six days before he’d realized what a fool he’d been for even thinking about the concept.
She’s not the one to stick around.
Doesn’t matter that he hates to admit it, even if it’s in the safety of his own mind, that she’s a runner. People are who they are, she’d never had to apologize to that, not to him. But he knows better than to pick between her and survival, so Jack made number one. Because Jack would sooner cut someone into bits than let them go. Call him crazy, but if he’s going to make it traveling through space and time, that’s the guy he wants. So when his one ticket to survival is slicing his hands open during the night, Sawyer’s gonna goddamn sit here with him.
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Miss Missing You by teethmarked for obsessivedaydreamer, hrtbeats
Fandoms: Lost (TV 2004)
20 Aug 2024
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There’s a sort of pull in gravity, when Sawyer walks away from Kate, and follows Jack.
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“Umm hi, I’m—” Pete narrows his eyes looking Patrick up and down, “in high school?” he cuts Patrick off. Patrick pulls out his driver’s license and the plastic plopping on the counter makes a sound just loud enough to cut the tension.
“Happy birthday,” Pete smirks, showing a lot of teeth for someone Patrick doesn’t know. He walks into one of the far back rooms and makes a motion for Patrick to follow him. He almost trips on air three times in the hallway alone. Pete closes the door and Patrick wonders if all tattoo and piercing parlors feel this looming. “So,” Pete asks, swirling in his chair, “what’re you thinking of getting? And don’t tell me your girlfriend's name because that would break my heart.”
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No Unattended Children in the Baggage Area by teethmarked for hrtbeats
Fandoms: Lost (TV 2004)
18 Mar 2024
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Bryan should be the last straw, in most ways, he is. Shannon shows up, drunk, saying he took the money. She’s probably lying, she’s good at that, you know. But she isn’t lying when she says she knows. Boone’s big secret, not so in the bag. It crumbles around his feet and rises up his throat when he looks at her. Dares her to do something about it, find someone else. But Shannon finds lots of people, so that doesn’t mean much. He’s not sure what’s at stake, maybe everything, maybe nothing.
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“I mean, he drives a little fast, sure…”
That’s the meanest thing Clark seems to be able to conjure up. Not just about Lex, but about anyone. Pete wonders if there’s a place where he can apply for Sainthood for someone else.
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Five people dwell on their endearments to Clark Kent. 5+1 fic kind of turned on its head.
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A Haunted Night at the Jack-O-Lantern Jamboree by obsessivedaydreamer, teethmarked
Fandoms: Lost (TV 2004)
31 Oct 2023
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“Did you get—”
“Fake blood? By the gallon.”
Jack stares down at the red wheel marks covering the white laminate floor, “Did you get bleach?”
John glances downwards, “As long as we have the caution signs up we can’t be sued for any injuries. Plus, this will add to the enviroment! Just like the fog machines last year.”
“I was in a cast for—” Jack starts, getting heated, “Yes,” John cuts him off, “but then I wrapped you up like a mummy and all was well. We got almost a dozen customers that day.”
The bell rings as the door slams shut, “I’m tired,” John whines, “let’s just ditch out the back.” Jack yawns, “Do you think this is why we have no customers?” John wheels ahead of him, “Probably.” -
So You Think Your Neighbor is a Serial Killer (What Not to Do) by teethmarked
Fandoms: Lost (TV 2004)
25 Oct 2023
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Walt’s very happy with his neighborhood. Which is why, of course, someone buys the one empty house in their culdesac.
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- Part 1 of The 'Burbs
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His blood dried on her hands, it flakes off when her palms sweat around the wooden handle of the shovel. The ground is shifty underneath her, it isn’t the time now to be doing this. Then again, Kate wonders if there will ever be a good time to bury her only friend that was left. Five shovel fulls later, she’s using the last of her muscle strength to heave him into the shallow grave. There’s a small thudding in the distance and every vibration sets her heart on fire. She pushes the dirt over him with the shovel, as fast as she can. He deserves better, deserves to be either buried with a marble headstone or preferably, alive right here beside her. The world is no longer what it was, and all Kate can do as the final shove of dirt covers his face, is grip the shovel tight as she runs.
All that’s left now is her wits, and God help her if she loses that too.
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The world doesn’t end with a bang or a whimper, it ends with a black ballpoint pen scribbling on smooth white paper. She smiles up at you from her side of the table. You’re not entirely sure how you could go from loving someone so entirely to this. “I’ll try and send pictures,” Susan says, with warmth and sincerity in her voice. You know her well enough to tell that she believes herself when she says it. Maybe this time you really will get your two or three polaroids. Then she’ll either forget or realize what a waste of time it is to send scraps halfway around the world to the dog you kicked and starved.
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If you could describe your relationship with God simply, you’d say ‘it’s complicated.’ Something you never would’ve admitted before you turned eighteen and gotten to slide a beautiful ring worth five months of overtime and an under-the-table hustle onto her finger.
She gives you something you’d never had before, doubt.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY! is scribbled out in big block letters, the -my at the end is a good five sizes smaller than the other letters and it looks like they’re melting off onto the side of the banner. John never said he was a graphic designer, and honestly, he really felt like he had more room when he started that first big ‘H.’
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- Part 2 of The Horrors of McDonalds
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“You know that intersection two blocks down? With the speed bump?” Sam’s interest stirs, “Yeah, it’s basically an accident waiting to happen. You’re trying to get more speed bumps put up?” Andrew grins, “Sammy, I’m trying to flatten them out.”
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- Part 4 of Swesson Vampire AU
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It’s a shame, the shifter thinks. Dean chasing after him like that, getting himself killed.
He takes out a small silver blade from Dean's jacket with J.W's initials and slashes Dean’s throat for an alibi, oh well. He always wanted a baby brother.su·per·fi·cial
/ˌso͞opərˈfiSHəl/
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occurring at or on the surface.
appearing to be true or real only until examined more closely.based on the episode 'Skin'
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“McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!” Dean screams from the backseat while Sam simply sits quietly, staring out the window. Truthfully, John can’t wait to drop them off at Bobby’s. There are only so many spilled mcnugget sauces he can take before he lectures Dean on the beauty of Baby’s leather seats. “Not today Dean, you’ll be at Bobby’s in twenty minutes.”
“You never let me eat anything,” Dean whines, grabbing the third bag of sour gummies they bought back in Nebraska. John rolls his eyes and silently enjoys the victory of three green lights in a row.
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- Part 1 of The Horrors of McDonalds
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It’s a shorter drive than James thought, with minimal traffic. He’s carefully avoiding talking to anyone when Miles starts shouting, “JAMES!” that’s when he knows it’s bad. He rushes over to the street where he’s clutching his right leg, He huffs and goes to call ‘officer down’ when he realizes there’s no blood.
“The fuck? What’d you—” Miles drops his head against the pavement, “tripped over a speedbump. Think my leg is broken.” James laughs, “If you didn’t wanna stick around for that crap they call music, just say that.”
“I happen to like ‘You All Everybody’”
James helps him up, walking them back to his car, “D’ya hit your head too?” Miles scoffs, leaving over to buckle himself in, “Just take me to the nearest hospital before I switch departments.” It’s an empty threat and they both know it. James drives a little faster anyway.
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“You ever get tired of driving?” He asks. You don’t know why he bothers to ask. You’d have to keep driving anyway, whether you answer or not. You indulge him, there’s not much else to do, “No.”
He leans further back in the seat, “I do.”
There’s nothing to say to that, so you move your seat back and shut your eyes. You fall asleep to the mutterings of a sad man, who’s got nothing left but you and miles of endless road.
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Breaking of the Dam by teethmarked for itsgettingcrazieroutthere
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
21 Feb 2023
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John’s ring brushes against hers when they hold hands. He looks down at her, and sees no warmth or love in her. He doesn’t love her either. This woman that he’s going to spend his life with. Everything happens for a reason, his grandma had told him, God’s will, destiny, soulmates, all of that crap teenage John hated. Now he hopes it’s all true, he hopes he grows to love her, that maybe one day she’ll love him. The second the song ends Mary is twenty feet away at the refreshments table, downing the cheap whiskey.
RE: 5x14 "John and Mary couldn't stand each other but after a cupid worked its magic the love was born."