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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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“So, Derek, what do you think of Hawthorne Farms? Quite the sight to see, wouldn’t you say?”
“Oh absolutely, sir, I’m spellbound, truly!”
Titch glared at the back of the man's head, thoroughly unimpressed with the pleasantries being exchanged around him.
Derek Stryder. Degree in horticultural studies, like Titch, although a year or two younger than him. Studied abroad in both the United States and Spain, specialized in Production. Very interested in aubergines. Tall.
On paper, he was damn near perfect, even down to the letters [Yes, letters plural! What the fuck!] of recommendation he came with. His father loved him.
Titch hated him.
Or he wanted to, sort of desperately. This man was all of Titch’s shortcomings personified, he was the physical embodiment of his fathers distrust in him come to haunt him. And yet… and yet.
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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandom The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
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How (thanks to Gabriel) Dean and Castiel (accidentally) raised each other (and Sam). by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Supernatural
21 Dec 2012
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In which, Gabriel meddles with the time line and Castiel becomes Dean's angel rather sooner than intended.
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01 Feb 2026
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“Ghost?”
“Soap.” Ghost’s voice was a low buzz, gravelly with static. In the absolute silence of the snow-covered forest, it sounded both deafeningly loud and intimately quiet.
“What’s your favourite season?” Soap asked.
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Four seasons, five countries, six months.
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05 Jan 2026
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Things Worth Knowing by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2017
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After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?
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