sylvained
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garreg mach homiesexuals by naweyn, sylvained
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Apr 2020
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if she breathes she’s a thot: who put this as my nickname. i demand to have it changed immediately.
let’s do it baby i know the law: no can do buddy
all women are queens: come on lorenz we’re matching
if she breathes she’s a thot: respectfully, sylvain… you’re the last person i want to match with.
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“Honourable Justice Harrington, I have perjured myself on this stand today, and I would like to recant.”
“Dude, what are you—”
“I lied, man. I fibbed. I told a story. I—”
“Alright, okay. I get it.”
“I don’t read, uh. Gay porn for the articles.”
“Okay.”
“I more read it for the, you know.” He scrubs a hand over his face. Wishes he could hide. “Gay porn.”
(Or: scenes from Eddie's life after the world doesn't end.)
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02 Sep 2025
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“i’m doing a social experiment and writing about it,” taehyung says easily. “i decided to handcuff two people together for twenty-four hours and have them report back to me on the experience. you guys are an ideal pair for this, really, because of your contradictory lifestyles. kookie goes to the gym every day, yoongi hasn’t seen the sun in what, four years -“
“jungkook has a semi-healthy sleep schedule, and yoongi texted me at two a.m. asking if i want to grab dinner,” namjoon supplies.
“i am the pinnacle of health,” yoongi snaps. the handcuffs clink as jungkook lifts their arms.
“so you just. handcuffed us together while we were sleeping?"
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In a world where magic is paid for in gold, Jimin and Namjoon provide spells for laughter and honey cake crumbs.
(A series of non-sequential vignettes set in the same verse.)
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"What is—"
"Mugwort,” Taehyung answers. “And rosemary."
"Are those supposed to help with sleep?"
Taehyung looks up from the cauldron to Yoongi. "Not usually." His eyes are wide and innocent, and the rest of his face is rather blank. He stirs again. "But I think they might help you."
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- Part 2 of may these hours be blessed
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TMZ ✔ @TMZ · May 23, 2019 22:36
Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle’s Friendship Goes Viral After Release of Providence Falconers VideoOne thing is for sure: this isn't what Bitty expected to happen when he first DMed NHL forward Jack Zimmermann.
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