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Baptism By Fire by staticas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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It was a child. A boy, in full Amestrian military uniform, sporting four stripes and one star. And there, on his jacket collar: a State Alchemists pin.
Roy remembers his first thought, quite immaturely, being hang on, aren't I supposed to be the youngest State Alchemist?
His second, more sensible thought was less coherent and more a visceral flood of fearsome protection and despair, and the accusatory assessment that this was no place for a child.
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Ed is born a few years earlier, and so is old enough to be called to Ishval under Order 3066.
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"What happened?" Riley rasps. "Where is it?"
Sam frowns. "Where's what?"
"The— the thing!" Her voice comes out hoarse, making her cough. "With Dean, it came in with him!"
"What, you mean Cas?"
Horror leeches into her, the breath snatched from her lungs as she looks incredulously at Sam. "That's Cas? Do you even know what that thing is?"
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Riley thinks she's some kind of psychic. Her gift makes hunting easier than it is for most. She has never met an angel, and plans to keep it that way.
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Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.
Bookmarked by staticas
12 Feb 2026
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god this is just. fucking perfect. ilya needs a smack across the face while topping every day thank
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"We are having issues with the DRS."
Roy knows. "I know," he says. "There are four more laps to go."
The China circuit hates him; he is quite sure of it. DRS issues on the final laps while he is desperately fighting for the sweetness of a podium. Last year was the stupid engine — DNF.
"Then hold the fuck on."
"Not helping," Roy snaps. "Do something useful instead of just telling me things I already know."
"It's my job to tell you the issues we're having."
Four more laps. Four. He can do it. This set of soft tires is almost gone. The brakes feel weird. The DRS is fucked. He can do it. Four.
"Edward," he says like it's a curse. "Just shut up and let me drive."
Or the fic in which Roy is a four-time World Champion Formula 1 driver, Edward is a prodigy and his race engineer, their team sucks and they fuck about it. That's it.
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- Part 1 of sports car
Bookmarked by staticas
26 Jan 2026
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BOOOOOOMB why is F1 giving
so so good i love i love im rabid -
and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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Bookmarked by staticas
12 Feb 2026
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on a reread i’m obsessed w this. my fav hr fic
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tell it slant by tofuflower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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He’s not alone—hardly ever is, in Boston.
But maybe, just maybe, he’s lonely.
It sneaks up on him in stupid moments: standing in line at the bank, catching a ride with Connors after practice, because he doesn’t have a car yet. Lying awake at night with the low hum of traffic outside and the wrong kind of silence pressing in around him.
In his rookie year, Ilya makes an anonymous online friend. Unfortunately, it's a terrible idea.
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Bookmarked by staticas
02 Feb 2026
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LOOOOVE i would do anything for a follow up with The Call
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.