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Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.
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- Part 1 of Apostasy
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Bookmarked by Mars (stardustkitty)
05 Sep 2024
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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Bookmarked by Mars (stardustkitty)
19 Jul 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by Mars (stardustkitty)
19 Jul 2024
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In order to assure her people's immediate survival, Clarke is thrown into an arranged marriage with a ruthless grounder King.
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03 Jul 2024
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My Mom Sold Me To The Night Court by SaraInVelaris for McKayleighDarling54 and KaylaBCrazzzy
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
14 Oct 2022
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Azriel x OC
Post ACOSFWhen Saraphyna's mom can't pay their tithe to Tamlin for the 2nd time in a row, she sees no other choice but to sell her daughter to Kier, the evil steward of the Court of Nightmares. Just as Saraphyna thinks her worst nightmares are about to unfold, the most beautiful male she has ever seen breaks in to save her, blue siphons blazing. Now estranged from her mother and living in the House of Wind, Saraphyna is dead set on becoming Azriel's newest spy. Will she succeed in her training, or will they succumb to passion and temptation?
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This is a satirical piece of meta-fanfiction. All characters presented in this fanfic are works of fiction, including the author. All writing, author's notes, and chapter song selections were curated by a fictitious 14 (ALMOST 15!!!)-year-old girl named Sara Moore.**********
Sara's Acknowledgements - I just want to give a quick shoutout to my book besties that really helped me in the planning and writing of this fic MckayleighDarling54 and KaylaBCrazzzy!! You're the best batboy obsessed friends anyone could have and I hope you love the final product because it is dedicated to both of you!Bookmarked by Mars (stardustkitty)
13 Apr 2024