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He fumbled on the nightstand for his glasses and his wand, flooding the room with a blindingly white lumos that, rather than washing away the creeping shadows in the corners, seemed to make them grow taller and meaner.
“I liked the Bowie, you know.”
His hand closed around the neck of a bottle and he threw back a mouthful with a cough. Eurgh. Firewhiskey at—he squinted at the clock on the mantle—1:56 am?
“But the trumpet…” A nonexistent breeze wrapped around his shoulders. “Please, Harry, enough with the trumpet…”
Because the thing is… The thing is, he had brought the trumpet the day before. And he’d played for the veil, a stuttering rendition of Tennessee Waltz that leaned flat, and it was all wrong in every single way.
Or: the year is 2017, and Harry Potter is a thirty-seven-year-old walking disaster.
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Pour les frères Black, la divination n’est pas simplement un cours à Hogwarts ou quelque chose qu'on fait—c’est quelque chose qui se passe.
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a strike of fate on a cold diamond day by splatterednoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2021
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A drunken threesome between old friends leads to an unintended pregnancy, and somehow, things only get worse from there.
Or: how Walburga Black becomes a grandma.
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For the Black brothers, Divination is not just a subject at Hogwarts or something that you do—it's something that happens.